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  • Some people are just too stupid for UScan...

    How do I go back?
    I had an older gentleman call me over...
    OG: "My friend...?" *curls finger to summon me*
    J: "Yes?"
    OG: "I started to type this number... *points at his screen, where he has typed a 4 for his produce number* But it's supposed to be a '3'... how do I fix it?"
    J: *eye roll, lean forward, tap backspace*

    But I want to buy those
    Had a mother and daughter buy a whole lot of stuff, and they get to their last items, a bunch of bananas.
    M: "How do I scan these?"
    J: *I reach across her and tap the screen, inputting the code, and gesture for her to set the hand of bananas on the scale*
    M: "But, I want to buy them."
    J: "And all you have to do is set them on the scale."
    M: "But, I want to buy them."
    J: "Please, just set them on the scale, I swear, you'll be able to buy them."

    Bonus I'm a geek...
    Had a customer and her... cousin, I think...
    She blurted, "It's a wonderful night for a fire..."
    My mind immediately went, "... but it's a horrible night for a curse..."
    Last edited by Imogene; 09-27-2010, 07:13 AM.
    "I call murder on that!"

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    *Hugs Juwl* I'm sorry.

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    • #3
      Quoth Juwl View Post
      My mind immediately went, "... but it's a horrible night for a curse..."
      The morning sun has vanquished the horrible night. Or my favorite from Order of Ecclesia and Judgment, "I am the morning sun come to vanquish this horrible night."
      To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

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      • #4
        Quoth Juwl View Post
        But I want to buy those
        Had a mother and daughter buy a whole lot of stuff, and they get to their last items, a bunch of bananas.
        Yes, we have no bananas... (Sorry, it's Monday.)

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        • #5
          Last winter, my cousin from New England came down to visit for a couple of weeks. We went to the grocery store, and as is my usual practice I went straight for the U scan.

          Cuz was completely mystified and even a bit afraid of the UScan. She would have preferred to have us stand in a long line that have me show her how to use it.

          I don't get why people are so afraid of technology when the designers generally do such a great job of making it make life easier (exceptions of course, always exist).

          *sigh*
          They say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass.

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          • #6
            Quoth Panacea View Post
            I don't get why people are so afraid of technology when the designers generally do such a great job of making it make life easier (exceptions of course, always exist).
            Oh, hey, a link from another thread has the answer for that. Kids who are told they're smart can become risk-averse, so anything that might show them to be "less-than-smart" is to be avoided at all costs.

            ^-.-^
            Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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            • #7
              *raises hand shamefully on that* I'm actually not terrible or stupid with the U-Scan, I just don't like them. They kind of scare me. Also, I tend to hate anything I have to put cash into, 'cause I suck at unwrinkling stuff.
              "And so all the night-tide, I lie down by the side of my darling, my darling, my life and my bride!"
              "Hallo elskan min/Trui ekki hvad timinn lidur"
              Amayis is my wifey

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              • #8
                I knew I forgot something...
                One of the registers in my bank of computers has been unable to accept cash the past few nights. Seriously, just can't read it or something... the cash slot gets all jammed up when you try... so, big ol' sign stating NO CASH TRANSACTIONS! SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE! goes on over the cash slot. Does that stop people from trying to do cash transactions on it?
                Do I really need to answer that question?
                Last night, when they did cash pulls, I watched them pull out probably $100 from the bill collector...
                "I don't have a card...!"
                J: "Well, I don't have any change to give you in my drawer, because people like you keep trying to pay for your items with cash on a register that doesn't take cash."
                "I call murder on that!"

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                • #9
                  Quoth Andara Bledin View Post
                  Oh, hey, a link from another thread has the answer for that. Kids who are told they're smart can become risk-averse, so anything that might show them to be "less-than-smart" is to be avoided at all costs.

                  ^-.-^
                  Well, that's sure not my cousin's problem (love her to death, but sometimes she makes me want to scream).

                  I love anything that makes life easier. Does it make lines go quicker? Is is less work? Bring it on!
                  They say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass.

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                  • #10
                    Oh, and I forgot more:
                    Some People are too stupid to be inconspicuous
                    Had a couple come in late last night, and the guy blurted "We just came in for *garbled, I hate the acoustics in the store, I swear I have trouble hearing people two feet from me...*
                    She kind of blushes, and says, "I don't think she cares what we came in for..."
                    Honestly, no, not really. I mostly care about getting through the night without killing people...
                    They wander off and shop a bit, I sit there watching the front end like I do.
                    Guy comes back up, and asks, "Do you sell cigarettes?"
                    "Yes. What do you need?"
                    "*garbled again, then looks pissed off*"
                    "I'm sorry, what was that?"
                    "Rolling papers...?"
                    "No, sorry, we don't have those."
                    Off he goes again.

                    And MORE
                    Had a group of four come up to me and get loud immediately...
                    "CAN YOU DO WIC ON THESE?"
                    "No... but..."
                    *cuts me off* "ARE THERE ANY OPEN REGISTERS?"
                    If you would let me finish... "No, but I can open one up... but ONLY for WIC, nothing else. I have no drawers to take money or checks, and they don't like me running credit at night."
                    She ended up buying a jar of Similac, and nothing else on WIC...
                    "I call murder on that!"

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Panacea View Post

                      Cuz was completely mystified and even a bit afraid of the UScan. She would have preferred to have us stand in a long line that have me show her how to use it.

                      I don't get why people are so afraid of technology when the designers generally do such a great job of making it make life easier (exceptions of course, always exist).

                      *sigh*
                      I'm not afraid of technology, but I have little patience for stupid people (and the older I get, it seems I have less and less patience at times.) And if I'm in a store that has the UScans, I'd much rather stand in the regular line so I can be checked out rather than get stuck behind some moron with a buggy full of groceries and whatnot spending 30 minutes trying to figure out how to use that damn UScan.

                      I actually get out quicker that way and, unless the line is being held up by some ding dong who shouldn't be let out without proper supervision, less headache for me.
                      Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Panacea View Post
                        Well, that's sure not my cousin's problem (love her to death, but sometimes she makes me want to scream).
                        Key here is that it's kids who are told that they're smart. The article was mainly about how it's a bad idea to tell kids that they're smart in the hopes of making them smarter, because it does the opposite.

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Magpie View Post
                          Key here is that it's kids who are told that they're smart. The article was mainly about how it's a bad idea to tell kids that they're smart in the hopes of making them smarter, because it does the opposite.
                          Good point
                          They say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass.

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                          • #14
                            Actually, it was about a study that demonstrated that telling anyone that they are some general trait actually has a deleterious effect. If you want to improve self-esteem, it's best to praise specific actions or efforts.

                            ^-.-^
                            Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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                            • #15
                              I work at a kiosk in front of a grocery self-scan. I get the pleasure of people watching all day, right there, at the golden center of it all. And people Amaze me.
                              Sorry, my love cannot be bought. And if it could, you obviously don't have enough in your account to do so.

                              ~Do not pass go, Do not collect $200. You lose, my friend, you lose~

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