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  • The Answer I Never Expected

    I can't decide if this was really sucky in any case I was

    My customer this morning was talking about the problems of not having a regular income coming in.Trying to be helpful since she said she was working I wondered about arranging payments to suit her better which we can do in those situations.

    So I asked her "are you self-employed?"

    "yes" she replied "I'm a prostitute".

    me............."uh..................ok"
    Customer "why did you answer the phone if you can't help me?"

  • #2
    I dunno if it's sucky either really but DAMN! Points for honesty I guess.
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    • #3
      She must not be a very good one.
      Unseen but seeing
      oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
      There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
      3rd shift needs love, too
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      • #4
        Quoth Becks View Post
        She must not be a very good one.
        Or she doesn't know how to budget.

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        • #5
          Man, the economy must be really tight.

          (The opposite of which may be true for her, which may be why she doesn't have much coming in).

          ...

          I'm so going to hell.

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          • #6
            *blink blink*

            *head tilt*

            Oooooooooookay.
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            • #7
              Quoth Dilorenzo View Post
              (The opposite of which may be true for her, which may be why she doesn't have much coming in).
              .... There are soooo many different ways that last comment could be taken.

              Heck, by us and and by her!

              ^-.-^
              Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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              • #8
                Union or non?
                "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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                • #9
                  i wonder how she claims that on her taxes?
                  look! it's ghengis khan!
                  Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Dilorenzo View Post
                    Man, the economy must be really tight.
                    Kinda says a lot about the recession when even the oldest profession is in danger of going out of business.
                    To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

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                    • #11
                      No, no, prostitution's recession-proof. She should look into phone work, at least. Or getting a skill, like domination.l

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Can I Help Your A$$? View Post
                        No, no, prostitution's recession-proof. She should look into phone work, at least. Or getting a skill, like domination.
                        Exactly, these days, what with the whole of the internet at people's finger tips and all, you need to have a specialty if you want to draw people in. You have to invest in yourself if you want to be successful.

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Solumina View Post
                          ...You have to invest in yourself if you want to be successful.
                          Ooooo -- vibrator!
                          I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                          Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                          Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                          • #14
                            Quoth Solumina View Post
                            Exactly, these days, what with the whole of the internet at people's finger tips and all
                            That's not the only thing at my fingertips.
                            Last edited by Mr Hero; 09-29-2010, 04:28 AM.
                            To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Mr Hero View Post
                              That's not the only thing at my fingertips.
                              *cough* Down, boy.
                              My other car is a Mackinaw.

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