This isn't so much a sucky customer. It's more of a frustrating, pull my hair out, what did I ever do wrong to you customer.
First, I am a CSR. I am dedicated to a certain specific group of customers. Those are the customers I deal with on a daily/weekly/monthly basis depending on how large their company is and how often they need help. None of my specific customers are in the U.S. so 90% of the help I give them is through email. I email a lot!
I picked up the phone yesterday and it's one of my guys! This makes me more excited than is really usual or necessary. Partly because I rarely get to talk to my people, and partly because I really am an annoyingly perky person a good amount of the time.
I say "Hi A****, this is Ulrika, it's good to hear from you. I'm glad that (last problem that I helped him with earlier in the week) worked out. How can I help you today?" He needs a file, so I tell him I'll send it right over and that he should have a nice day.
He says "Oh, do you have my email address?"
...
Seriously? Seriously? I help you out. I fix your problems. I am your CSR. I just identified myself both by name and by context. YES! I have your email! GAH!
Oh and guy from other company who thinks it's funny to change my name several times in one email string, (e.g. Rochell to Rachelle to Rebbecca each time he writes a greeting) when my GIANT signature that my company requires I have on each email clearly states that my name is Rosa*. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Thank you
*not my real name.
First, I am a CSR. I am dedicated to a certain specific group of customers. Those are the customers I deal with on a daily/weekly/monthly basis depending on how large their company is and how often they need help. None of my specific customers are in the U.S. so 90% of the help I give them is through email. I email a lot!
I picked up the phone yesterday and it's one of my guys! This makes me more excited than is really usual or necessary. Partly because I rarely get to talk to my people, and partly because I really am an annoyingly perky person a good amount of the time.
I say "Hi A****, this is Ulrika, it's good to hear from you. I'm glad that (last problem that I helped him with earlier in the week) worked out. How can I help you today?" He needs a file, so I tell him I'll send it right over and that he should have a nice day.
He says "Oh, do you have my email address?"
...
Seriously? Seriously? I help you out. I fix your problems. I am your CSR. I just identified myself both by name and by context. YES! I have your email! GAH!
Oh and guy from other company who thinks it's funny to change my name several times in one email string, (e.g. Rochell to Rachelle to Rebbecca each time he writes a greeting) when my GIANT signature that my company requires I have on each email clearly states that my name is Rosa*. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.

Thank you
*not my real name.
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