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  • How 'bout this one?

    It's been a while since I've posted about an SC. People haven't been as sucky as usual...or maybe I'm getting better at 'zoning out' while I'm at the hellhole store.

    But I had a guy at the jewelry counter today who merits a post. He wasn't exactly rude or your typical EW, but a good knock upside his head with a clue-by-four may have been beneficial in getting my point across.

    He had a nice, expensive watch with a broken band and wanted me to replace it with a new band. Problem was, we don't carry the kind of band that would fit his watch.

    I apologized and said, "We don't carry the kind of band that will fit your watch."

    So he grabs one off our spinner and asks, "How 'bout this one?"

    I replied, "No. That won't fit." and I showed him why it wouldn't fit, then added, "we don't carry the kind of band that will fit your watch."

    So, he grabs another band off the spinner and asks, "How 'bout this one?"

    Once again I replied, "No, we don't carry the kind of band that will fit your watch." and showed him once again why it wouldn't fit. I also suggested he contact the company who makes the watch.

    So, he grabs another band off the spinner and asks, "How 'bout this one?"

    Once again I replied, "No, we don't carry the kind of band that will fit your watch."

    So, he grabs another band off the spinner and asks, "How 'bout this one?"

    By this time I wished I had a 2 x 4 and repeated, "No, we don't carry the kind of band that will fit your watch. Perhaps a jewelry store that sells that brand of watch will have one to fit it."

    I think that was when the light went on because he finally stopped grabbing bands off the spinner and said, "But I NEED this watch. I depend on this watch. It's broken and I NEED a new band."

    To which I replied, "Well, I'm sorry but I can't give you something I don't have."

    Geez!
    Retail Haiku:
    Depression sets in.
    The hellhole is calling me ~
    I don't want to go.

  • #2
    Send him my way!! If I don't have it in stock I'll probably be able to order it for him. :-D But seriously I hate that about some customers. If I told you I don't have it, then stop. I'm not going to suddenly materialize a solution for you simply out of no where. It's not that I don't want to help it's because I can't. Well I don't really want to either but I haven't a choice on that matter...

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    • #3
      Poor you, my boyfriend would say you need a 'clue by four' for that customer. They really don't listen. It's like they think we have a secret stock of items hidden up our *bleep*.

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      • #4
        But did you check "THE BACK ROOM"?



        (runs and hides from flying mackeral)
        "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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        • #5
          Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
          ...(runs and hides from flying mackerel)
          So like a rotting makerel by moonlight...

          How it shines...


          And stinks.
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          • #6
            Now that could be a good love song there . . .

            Mackereled By The Moonlight.
            Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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            • #7
              Quoth Wickedly View Post
              Poor you, my boyfriend would say you need a 'clue by four' for that customer. They really don't listen. It's like they think we have a secret stock of items hidden up our *bleep*.
              LOL I thought only DarlinAngel & Her kids babysitter said that.

              And that's like us at the hotel, "I'm sold out."
              "But i need a room."

              I'd love to help.. but I can't. Sorry!

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              • #8
                'Round these parts, we call watches "slave bracelets" or "handcuffs." Gentleman needs Time Control.

                I bought a watch from work last year, and the band was a stainless steel cuff. I only wore it to work, so everytime I got off work, I was able to take my handcuff off.

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                • #9
                  How 'bout this band? *runs away*

                  Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
                  Now that could be a good love song there . . .

                  Mackereled By The Moonlight.
                  I'm hearing it to the tune of "Blinded By the Light"....
                  It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Pagan View Post
                    I'm hearing it to the tune of "Blinded By the Light"....
                    I'm hearing it to King Harvest's "Dancing In The Moonlight"

                    "Mackereled By The Moonlight
                    Everybody's been fish-slapped tonight
                    It's such an brain-aligning sight
                    Everybody's Mackereled By The Moonlight!"

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                    • #11
                      dammit, now i'm just thinking of the "finland (traditional fishslapping song)" song by Monty python from spamalot
                      "You can only try so hard to look like you are working before actually doing your work seems easy in comparison" -My Boss

                      CW: So what exactly do you do in retentions?
                      Me: ummm, I ....retent stuff?

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Can I Help Your A$$? View Post
                        'Round these parts, we call watches "slave bracelets" or "handcuffs." Gentleman needs Time Control.

                        I bought a watch from work last year, and the band was a stainless steel cuff. I only wore it to work, so everytime I got off work, I was able to take my handcuff off.
                        That's pretty cool. I don't wear a watch, but if I found one with a stainless-steel cuff as the band, I might start.
                        "If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."

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                        • #13
                          Yet another reason why any sort of counter employee should be required to carry shock weaponry. "We don't have it." "But I need it!" "We don't have it." "But I--" *bzztbzztbzzt* "--can go elsewhere. Sorry to bother you. *coughcough* Medic?"

                          Quoth XCashier View Post
                          I'm hearing it to King Harvest's "Dancing In The Moonlight"

                          "Mackereled By The Moonlight
                          Everybody's been fish-slapped tonight
                          It's such an brain-aligning sight
                          Everybody's Mackereled By The Moonlight!"

                          ...aaaaand the song is now stuck in my head.
                          My other car is a Mackinaw.

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                          • #14
                            Quoth XCashier View Post
                            "Mackereled By The Moonlight
                            Everybody's been fish-slapped tonight
                            It's such an brain-aligning sight
                            Everybody's Mackereled By The Moonlight!"


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                            • #15
                              Because of this thread, I know have "Mackeral Messer" stuck in my head... >_<

                              ... I hate that song...

                              ^-.-^
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