Why?!

[superhotelworker]

Dr. Douchebag with 5 kids,

Your children are tearing into my breakfast supplies and making a huge mess at now 6 am. This is not making me or the guests sharing your space happy, and yes, I did tell your child to get out of my fridge, because it's for EMPLOYEE's only. I can put the sign up there, but that child isn't old enough to read or grasp the concept.

No, I will not watch your children so you can run up to your room for five minutes. I am NOT paid to babysit.

And for the love of all things shiny, STOP ASKING FOR WAFFLES. The maker, is under the counter, not out. It blows fuses. I can't put it out without the electrician here first. No, I don't have the batter, and i'm not taking the maker out. Don't tell me you'l have me fired for this stuff dude, I'm about ready to tell you to stuff it in your hole.

And a final thing, WHY do you keep watching me as I'm putting stuff out? Your kid just said "You said she was cute.." Guy, you're old enough to be my dad, and that's creepy GO AWAY!

[AtDIelement]

I really don't understand why people think we are babysitters. People at the bank try to leave their kids with me to go get something out of their car.

And ew on the old dude telling his kids he thought you were cute.

I mean, it's a nice compliment and all, but he's old.

[Wenchie]

*huggles* So so so so sorry hon.

BTW, do you have any waffles? Oh, and you're cute.

[Whiskey]

*huggles* So so so so sorry hon.

BTW, do you have any waffles? Oh, and you're cute.

i would like some waffles too if youre just giving them away

[Kanalah]

What free waffles?

[TonyDonuts]

Don't tell me you'l have me fired for this stuff dude.

When somebody tells me to fire a staff member for failing to give the customer something that will either set the building on fire or for not giving the customer something that doesn't exist, I usually tell the customer to drop dead.

Diplomatically, of course.

Also, and I'm sure everybody already knows this, but "Dr. Douchebag" is a GREAT name for a rock band.

[EvilEmpryss]

Mmmm... waffles.

The old guy (already having five kids, presumably by the same woman if *he's* traveling with all of them at once) is probably on the make for a hot young thing to give him kids 6-10. Afterall, now that the first woman is probably a stretch-marked mess, he wants something with a little less mileage on it.

Namely, YOU.

[donruss]

I'm sorry, I do not see the suck in the guy telling his kids you were "cute". If he had gone beyond that maybe or had he told them you were "hot", definately out of line and creepy. Cute, not so much creepy unless it was in the manner in which he said it. Its not like he asked you up to his room or something. THAT would be creepy! The rest of it was douchebaggery however.

[EvilEmpryss]

Grown men should not be telling their little ones about their preferences in the opposite gender. . . especially when one could presume by the presence of the children that he's MARRIED. He was also watching her, making her feel creeped out.

Serious lack of class.

[Wenchie]

Grown men should not be telling their little ones about their preferences in the opposite gender. . . especially when one could presume by the presence of the children that he's MARRIED. He was also watching her, making her feel creeped out.

Serious lack of class.

I agree 100% with this.... if I had someone tell me "My dad thinks you're cute" and the dad was hanging around watching me, I'd get freaked out massively. Hey look it's Uncle Creepy!

[Gravekeeper]

I agree 100% with this.... if I had someone tell me "My dad thinks you're cute" and the dad was hanging around watching me, I'd get freaked out massively.

"My dad has a picture of you in our room."

[Wenchie]

"My dad has a picture of you in our room."

*twitch*

Stalker!

*twitch*

[Kristev]

I agree. It borders on sexual harassment.

And besides, I wouldn't want to be anywhere near a device that can start an electrical fire. But then, I'm capable of thinking of more than 'waffles.'

[blas]

Aw come on, a shorting waffle iron, an overly horny pervy guy......I'm thinking of a really nice warm place he can get his jollies off and also make everyone feel better about themselves at the same time.

[MoonCat]

Aw come on, a shorting waffle iron, an overly horny pervy guy......I'm thinking of a really nice warm place he can get his jollies off and also make everyone feel better about themselves at the same time.

You know, that's the kind of creative thinking that will save this country!