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Just got told that I should leave the computers to men... like a good sweet girl... and the caller (old sounding guy) would take care of me.
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"Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!" - The Truman Show -
Need help burying the body?"If your day is filled with firefighting, you need to start taking the matches away from the toddlers…” - HM -
Leave the body out in the open as a warning to others.
"All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"Comment
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Friends help you move. Good friends help you move bodies...Quoth Crossbow View PostI will not be pushed, stamped, filed, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered. My life is my own. --#6Comment
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If he could help you...then why was he calling?Comment
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Apparently I'm supposed to help him help me.Quoth Aethian View Post
"Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!" - The Truman ShowComment
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What a creepy, dirty old man :P *gives you steel wool to scrub the ick out of your brain*Comment
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Me to a friend: I know I'm crazy, you know I'm crazy, the zombies at the end of the world will know I'm crazy. Thus not eating my brain for fear of ingesting the crazy. It's my survival plan.Comment
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I own that strip. It's... somewhere in my apartment.Quoth shankyknitter View Post
"Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!" - The Truman ShowComment
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Aaaaannnnddd back into que you go. Hope that half-hour wait is worthwhile and hope you actually get one of the mens' men once someone finally answers.
A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)Comment
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sheldonrs, man of many puns sez:preferably staked out next to the lobby or in the front of the building.Leave the body out in the open as a warning to others.look! it's ghengis khan!
Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)Comment
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Nah, I vote for the Vlad Tepes method: find him and about 10,000 of his friends and stake them out in a Forest of Sucky Customers, to warn off the invading army of morons coming in less than two months.Something kind of sad about the way that things have come to be.
Desensitized to everything, what became of subtlety?Comment
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How did I miss this thread?
Wenchie knows about 100 times more about computers then me, and I am going to college for it (this is just FYI). That was just .. creepy. *hugs* sorry you had to put up with that hun.Engaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong.Comment
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We need to get Gravekeeper outfitted with the poison spitting and then have him take this guy out after that one he had to deal with in his own thread.
^-.-^Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - DresdenComment
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I like my version better. (Of course, 5 x 30 minutes, due to his own stupidity and jerkness = tech support had a 2.5 hour wait before anyone answered!)Quoth bainsidhe View PostAaaaannnnddd back into que you go. Hope that half-hour wait is worthwhile and hope youactually get one of the mens' men once someone finally answers.get another woman answering the phone and this keeps going for a while.
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