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Silence is Golden but Duct Tape is Silver:
Scene: I've been stuck back in Lumber, mid-afternoon, alone.
Customer: Twenties; cocky
Customer: walks in "Are you ready to go?"
Me: Where?
Customer: Away from here. We're running away.
Me: Dude what?
Customer: You know.
Me: *totally confused*
Customer:*walks away*
Me:laddie dah
Customer: *back* You got a cute smile.
Me: Thanks
Customer: *needs assistance w/ loadout* Why don't you help me out?
Me: *shrug* *no one's come so w/e* ok
Customer: keeps blabbing about lame pick up lines* Too bad your too young for me.
Me: Idk. How old are you?
Customer: 20.
Me: Oh that's not too old, my bf's 23.
Customer: *.....* *red*
That Poor Woman!!:
Customer:*walks through Exit door past cashiers* I'm human. I'm human.
Me: *really now?*
Customer: *comes back after a few hours, places down some tile* I paid for this already. I forgot it when I was leaving but they took it away. But I'll pay for this one.
Me: Ok
Customer: *turns to lady (idk married, mistress, gf or what)* Are you sure this is the right one?
Lady: Yes.
Customer: Are you willing to bet your sex life on it? (YES REALLY!
)
Lady: Yes. *red*
Customer: *turns to customers behind them* Ya here that fellas? She's willing teh bet her sex life on it!
Old Man Breath:
STUCK ALONE IN LUMBER AGAIN
Me: (Line)
Customer: Yes
Me: *makes error* *tries to make joke* Oh its because I'm naturally blonde (true).
Customer: Are you going to give me a kiss?
Me: What?
Customer: *keeps trying to get a kiss.*
Me:*paralyzed*
Customer: *stalls like f**k and demands that I count out every dollar repeatedly*
When I later told my manager he was PISSED!! He told me that if this ever happened again that I was to call another employee, log off and walk away. If the manager was to be there that day he would either check out the customer or personally escort him out the store.
Scene: I've been stuck back in Lumber, mid-afternoon, alone.
Customer: Twenties; cocky
Customer: walks in "Are you ready to go?"
Me: Where?
Customer: Away from here. We're running away.
Me: Dude what?
Customer: You know.
Me: *totally confused*
Customer:*walks away*
Me:laddie dah
Customer: *back* You got a cute smile.
Me: Thanks
Customer: *needs assistance w/ loadout* Why don't you help me out?
Me: *shrug* *no one's come so w/e* ok
Customer: keeps blabbing about lame pick up lines* Too bad your too young for me.
Me: Idk. How old are you?
Customer: 20.
Me: Oh that's not too old, my bf's 23.
Customer: *.....* *red*
That Poor Woman!!:
Customer:*walks through Exit door past cashiers* I'm human. I'm human.
Me: *really now?*
Customer: *comes back after a few hours, places down some tile* I paid for this already. I forgot it when I was leaving but they took it away. But I'll pay for this one.
Me: Ok
Customer: *turns to lady (idk married, mistress, gf or what)* Are you sure this is the right one?
Lady: Yes.
Customer: Are you willing to bet your sex life on it? (YES REALLY!
)Lady: Yes. *red*
Customer: *turns to customers behind them* Ya here that fellas? She's willing teh bet her sex life on it!
Old Man Breath:
STUCK ALONE IN LUMBER AGAIN
Me: (Line)
Customer: Yes
Me: *makes error* *tries to make joke* Oh its because I'm naturally blonde (true).
Customer: Are you going to give me a kiss?
Me: What?
Customer: *keeps trying to get a kiss.*
Me:*paralyzed*
Customer: *stalls like f**k and demands that I count out every dollar repeatedly*
When I later told my manager he was PISSED!! He told me that if this ever happened again that I was to call another employee, log off and walk away. If the manager was to be there that day he would either check out the customer or personally escort him out the store.
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