what a jerk

[vacation_rentals_suck]

Guest: yea Dave, I just arrived and the office is closed

Me: ok well your check in packet is in a lock box and I will give you that number..it's....


Guest: hold it, I dont know what a check in packet or a lock box is

Me: well all your keys and map to the property will be in a box at the check in office

Guest: check in office? what the hell does that mean, Dave? Is that where I am now?

Me: yes sir

Guest: well why didnt you say that?

Me: ok you are in lock box 12

Guest: where is this lock box? I dont see a lock box

Me: right by the side door

Guest: what do you mean by the side door, Dave?

Me: well there are only two doors at the office

Guest: dont get sarcastic with me

Me: I'm not

Guest: ok I see the lock box, now what?

Me: it's lock box 12

Guest: I dont see lock box 12

Me: the numbers are right on the boxes

Guest: Dave, I dont appreciate you talking to me like an idiot

Me: I am trying to help you, sir

Guest: ok I found 12, why the hell must this be so difficult? Ok Dave, I need you to stay on the phone with me until I find the property I am staying at

Me: I cant do that, sir...if you get lost, you can call us back

Guest: God damnit, you just dont want to work with your customers, do you?

He calls back

Guest: Dave, I have a package I am expecting

Me: the office is closed, you'll have to get it tommorow

Guest: no, I need it tonight

Me: well I am sorry, the office is closed

Guest: look, I am not here to accomodate you, you are here to accomodate me

Me: right but the office closes at 5

Guest: I dont care....I am the customer

Me: I am sorry sir

Guest: get me your manager

Me: the office is closed

Guest: listen here you little fuckwad...I am not...


CLICK


Guest: Dave...why did you hang up on me?

Me: because you cursed at me

Guest: where are you, Dave?

Me: thats none of your business, sir

Guest: Dave, if I have to send the fucking FBI after you, I will

Me: send them....but if you'll excuse me I have other calls to take

Guest: who the fuck do you think you are to treat me like this? How dare you......


He hasnt called back yet nor has the FBI shown up but I think on Monday I will be able to tell you how this turned out

[Jay 2K Winger]

Another wonderful specimen of humanity vacations with VRS.

Incidentally, I read the thread title and thought his guest was going to be Gideon Graves.

[chainedbarista]

Guest: hold it, I dont know what a check in packet or a lock box is

Me: well all your keys and map to the property will be in a box at the check in office

Guest: check in office? what the hell does that mean, Dave? Is that where I am now?

idiot is an understatement; an idiot can sometimes be directed, while this schmuck can't.

how can someone this brain dead make enough to rent your places, dave? i'm stymied, since they're all stupid and rude.

[Chromatix]

"The cream rises to the top." - popular saying

"The scum also rises." - cynical corollary

[Grape The Cat]

Stupid and entitled, that's not a good combination. Let that idiot call the FBI, I am sure that they'll get right on the case.

[lordlundar]

Guest: Dave, I dont appreciate you talking to me like an idiot

Well, when you stop acting like one, I'll stop talking to you like one.

[South Texan]

Guest: ....I am the customer

Me: I am sorry sir

Hands down, that is the BEST zinger/comeback/put down/pwnage you have ever posted, sir.

.

[XCashier]

Guest: Dave, I dont appreciate you talking to me like an idiot

Well, when you stop acting like one, I'll stop talking to you like one.

Precisely. As you give, so shall you receive.

Guest: ok I found 12, why the hell must this be so difficult?

Because YOU are making it so. If you insist upon being stupid, you'll find life is more difficult than if you use your brain and think things through, then act.

[TelephoneAngel]

I love how you perfectly convey the EXACT sneering tone of voice the SCs use in your posts.

[AtDIelement]

Is this guy serious? The office is closed! That's like people that get angry at us because they can't make a deposit at 7 on a Sunday.

Why do people not understand that we don't spend 24 hours, 7 days a week at our... Oh wait, I just realized where I was.

[tropicsgoddess]

I think the word to best describe the SC is jackass. It's not that hard to comprehend that the office is closed and if he wanted step by step directions to the property, he should've had GPS on him.

[Andrew B.]

So, VRS, how did it end?

[Gibbo]

What an arse. He was told that the office was closed, yet he still expected a manager to be there and expected someone to turn up and let him in to get his package. I doubt that it was really that urgent.

[chainedbarista]

K9! woot!

sorry; yes, this guy is expecting you to breast feed lead him by his hand to everything. he's lazy, stupid and needs to grow up more than just a bit.

[QASlave]

Speical little snowflake, isn't he. Probably some rich bastard who hasn't worked a day in his life. Guess he figured out this particular part of the world wasn't going to revolve around him.