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    This Insane Cable Customer Deserves His Own Post

    Me: Thanks for calling [cable company]. How may I help you, sir?
    C: My internet service is down. Just please make me feel like I’m not being sexually intercoursed by you people, mam. I’m not trying to shoot the messenger, but you’re putting gasoline on my fire.
    Me:

    The conversation pretty much went downhill from there.
    The universe is mostly empty space, and so is your job. ~Dilbert
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  • #2
    He didn't say "sexually intercoursed", did he?
    "We were put on this Earth to fart around, and don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise." -Kurt Vonnegut

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    • #3
      This is what happens when English-as-a-second-language people use online translation programs to express their outrage. The concepts come through, but the bite is missing.
      Sorry, my cow died so I don't need your bull

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      • #4
        Apparently he can communicate only in cliches.

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        • #5
          I think I'm going to replace some of my colorful vocabulary:

          "Sexually intercourse you!"

          "Sexually intercourse off, phallus-tip!"

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          • #6
            "Why do you violence my boat?"

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            • #7
              English as she is spoke.....
              Engaged to the sweet Mytical He is my Black Dragon (and yes, a good one) strong, protective, the guardian. I am his Silver Dragon, always by his side, shining for him, cherishing him.

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              • #8
                I do use the word "intercourse" in conversation instead of the f-bomb. It's great... It makes people stop and think about what you just said, where just using profanity would normally cause them to tune you out.
                "Kamala the Ugandan Giant" 1950-2020 • "Bullet" Bob Armstrong 1939-2020 • "Road Warrior Animal" 1960-2020 • "Zeus" Tiny Lister Jr. 1958-2020 • "Hacksaw" Butch Reed 1954-2021 • "New Jack" Jerome Young 1963-2021 • "Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff 1949-2021 • "Beautiful" Bobby Eaton 1958-2021 • Daffney 1975-2021

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                • #9
                  *Points at EPG and gasps* "It was you!"
                  A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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                  • #10
                    "OHHH, INTERCOURSE THE PENGUIN!!!"

                    *chime* "Well, it's just after 8 o'clock, and time for the penguin on top of your television set to explode." *BOOM!*


                    (sorry, couldn't resist)
                    Last edited by AdamAnt316; 10-11-2010, 01:27 PM.
                    Goofy music!
                    Old tech junk!

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                    • #11
                      mm, learn better good english today. yes. reminds me of the inmate sketch on 'in living color.' (i miss that show)

                      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBM6CBtuHS4
                      look! it's ghengis khan!
                      Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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                      • #12
                        Interesting...

                        "Charles Woodson got sexually intercoursed in the posterior region by the son of an unmarried man and woman referee on that pass interference call."

                        Meh.
                        Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                        "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                        • #13
                          THIS is why I love this site. LOL Y'all never fail to entertain!
                          You can't take the sky from me...

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                          • #14
                            Quoth mlmama View Post
                            THIS is why I love this site. LOL Y'all never fail to entertain!
                            Tip jar is over there ----->

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                            • #15
                              What would Samuel L. Jackson sound like?

                              "I've had it with these motherintercoursing snakes on this motherintercoursing plane!"

                              “You got to cool that excrement out.”

                              “Female dog, be cool!”

                              Meh. Not as cool.
                              Sorry, my cow died so I don't need your bull

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