Wireless...

[NateTheChops]

Me: Ah, a wireless printer.
Customer: Yep.
Me: I guess you won't have to worry about tripping on any wires.
Customer: Why wouldn't I have to worry about tripping on wires?
Customer's Friend: Duh, because it's wireless. Why would you ask a stupid question like that?

Every so often someone says what I can't.

[Hawaiian Eskimo]

5 dollars says you get a complaint after the luser trips over the *power* cable.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

5 dollars says you get a complaint after the luser trips over the *power* cable.

I'll raise you 20 and say not only will he complain after tripping over the power cable, but will also threaten to sue because "you failed to warn him about said power cable."

[EvilEmpryss]

I'll raise you 20 and say not only will he complain after tripping over the power cable, but will also threaten to sue because "you failed to warn him about said power cable."

I'll see your 20 and raise you 20 more that the complaint is that the power cable even exists!

"But you said the printer was wireless!!!!"

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I'll see your 20 and raise you 20 more that the complaint is that the power cable even exists!

"But you said the printer was wireless!!!!"

Since that's going to be 40, I'll raise you another 40 and add to that he'll also complain that he's been left permanently disabled because he tripped on the power cord he didn't think existed.

[NateTheChops]

Well, he bought a plan with the printer. So on that note, I raise the pool to a full one hundred dollars USD, plus a week of servitude that he returns it a month later after rendering it useless by printing out the "Internet" and having tried to fix the problem himself attempts to redeem the plan but has destroyed the printed receipt and didn't bother to register the plan like I suggested.

[bainsidhe]

"But you said the printer was wireless!!!!"

Yep, he's going to come back wanting to exchange it for the "correct one".

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Yep, he's going to come back wanting to exchange it for the "correct one".

"Boner" points if he screams about "false advertising."