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  • #1

    I'm... flattered...?

    Had one of my regulars come through my line who I haven't seen in forever due to not being exclusively Uscan the past few weeks... he does his usual thing of being a bit... uh... defensive... playing like he doesn't know what I do...
    J: "Go ahead and scan one of your beers first... that way, I'll be able to clear the cigarettes without double checking you. (If I clear the ID check for beer, it ignores the check for cigarettes, since logically, you have to be older for beer anyway)"
    H: *does so, after a bit of playful grumbling*
    J: *scan his cigarettes after clearing the ID check, and put them in his bag*
    H: "Aren't you going to swipe my credit card, too...?" *obviously playing now, I can tell by his tone and the big ol' grin plastered on his face*
    J: "I what?"
    H: "You're supposed to swipe my credit card... *brief silent pause* Where is my credit card?"
    J: "I'm going to assume it's in your pocket...?"
    H: "Aren't you going to reach in and pull it out?"
    Time out: You really think I'm going to fall for that, first off... second, you're married, and I know you are. Third, eh, I've always suspected his invites to hang out might have something else to them... and, jeeze, I have contemplated taking him up on that, on nights where I've been feeling particularly lonely... but... I dunno... I guess he hit a new level of "How else can I mess with her...?"
    I guess my answer basically boiled down to 'not at work, I'm not... Dinner and a movie first... maybe...'
    Anyway, he tells me he has to go check on his dogs, and, oh, have you ever met my dogs? No? C'mon out and meet them.
    I do follow him out to see his boxer and a shelty (I think it was a shelty) They're excited to see him, and the shelty comes over to me, so I put my hand down for her to sniff, and she goes, "Oh, okay, scratch me...!" So, I do, and regular says, "Wow, she likes you, and she likes to bite, so, you're golden."
    Wait, she bites? And you didn't warn me?
    But then they had to go, as he was going to take them around the corner and share an enchilada, apparently...
    "I call murder on that!"
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    nice, has a biter and gives no warning; he's my dream man.

    i'm thinking she must have recognized you as harmless, plus you approached her correctly (allowing her to approach and sniff you, rather than pet her without her 'permission').

    grab his card...ew. pass the brain bleach, please.
    look! it's ghengis khan!
    Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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    • #3
      This reminds me of some lonely douche who has been staying at our hotel the last few weeks as an extended stay. He's in his early 30's (roughly a couple of years older than me) and has pretty much hit on every female employee he's seen so far. He's slapped two of our housekeepers on the but with his newspaper when he comes out of his room in the morning and has bought one of our female desk clerks coffee and asked for her number several times despite the fact she's in a relationship.

      Fortunately my GM is one tough lady and put an end to those shenanigans yesterday PDQ.

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      • #4
        That guy is creepy. And a dog that bites is a threat. You don't need to be a declawed cat to know that.
        Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.

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        • #5
          My perfect response to his "grab my card" comment? "You're not cripple, get it yourself."
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          • #6
            Quoth Midnight View Post
            This reminds me of some lonely douche who has been staying at our hotel the last few weeks as an extended stay. He's in his early 30's (roughly a couple of years older than me) and has pretty much hit on every female employee he's seen so far. He's slapped two of our housekeepers on the but with his newspaper when he comes out of his room in the morning and has bought one of our female desk clerks coffee and asked for her number several times despite the fact she's in a relationship.

            Fortunately my GM is one tough lady and put an end to those shenanigans yesterday PDQ.


            Good!

            It's ashamed what some of my fellow female desk clerks and housekeepers have to endure from some the creepy male guests. As a guy, I am disgusted by their disgusting behavior. I've seen it first hand and even approached the creeps. I have a MEAN look when I'm mad and they get the hint and leave.

            Sometimes it's best to "let go" of guests, even if they have a big account.

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