BG/ I work at a locksmiths and I'm female (so not to be trusted with mechanical stuff
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** ring, ring**
Me: XYZ locksmith, can I help you?
SC: Yeah, my name is Dumbazz I live at White Trash Apartments, Building 1, number 4. I see in the book all about opening hours and by appointment. What is that all about?
Me: Well, the hours are when the shop is open and ...
SC <interupts>: Yeah, yeah, I need a new key lock and how much is that gonna cost me.
Me: That depends on what kind of....
SC: <Interupts, again> How much is it to come out?
Me: Our service call charge is $40 plus......
SC <I,a>: Im only in next town, that's right down the street. Do I still have to pay for you to come out?
Me: Yes, we charge .......
SC: <I,a> Last time the guy came out, and it was a young guy, he said he needed some sort of panel, the he had to go to the shop to get the panel and he was gonna be back the next day with the panel and I told him if he didn't have the panel now, to just forget it.
Me: He might have meant a wrap around plate, did your......
SC<I,a>: Well if he's not gonna bring a panel, I'm not gonna pay him.
Me: Ok, can you elaborate on what kind of panel he was.....
SC: You don't know anything about the panel, I wanna talk to the young guy.
Me: Unfortunately he is no longer .........
SC: I wanna talk to a guy, not you!
Me: Can I have your name and number to...........
SC: I'm Dumbazz, like I TOLD YOU AT THE BEGINNING and I wanna talk to...
Me <interupting
>: All of the MEN are out on service calls, so you're gonna have to leave a message with the little woman and they will have to call you back, if the LITTLE WOMAN dosen't accidentally loose it.
SC: @#$%^&* JUST CANCEL *click*
The little woman has PMS this week
Don't f... with me

** ring, ring**
Me: XYZ locksmith, can I help you?
SC: Yeah, my name is Dumbazz I live at White Trash Apartments, Building 1, number 4. I see in the book all about opening hours and by appointment. What is that all about?
Me: Well, the hours are when the shop is open and ...
SC <interupts>: Yeah, yeah, I need a new key lock and how much is that gonna cost me.
Me: That depends on what kind of....
SC: <Interupts, again> How much is it to come out?
Me: Our service call charge is $40 plus......
SC <I,a>: Im only in next town, that's right down the street. Do I still have to pay for you to come out?
Me: Yes, we charge .......
SC: <I,a> Last time the guy came out, and it was a young guy, he said he needed some sort of panel, the he had to go to the shop to get the panel and he was gonna be back the next day with the panel and I told him if he didn't have the panel now, to just forget it.
Me: He might have meant a wrap around plate, did your......
SC<I,a>: Well if he's not gonna bring a panel, I'm not gonna pay him.
Me: Ok, can you elaborate on what kind of panel he was.....
SC: You don't know anything about the panel, I wanna talk to the young guy.
Me: Unfortunately he is no longer .........
SC: I wanna talk to a guy, not you!
Me: Can I have your name and number to...........
SC: I'm Dumbazz, like I TOLD YOU AT THE BEGINNING and I wanna talk to...
Me <interupting

SC: @#$%^&* JUST CANCEL *click*
The little woman has PMS this week
Don't f... with me
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