So I work as technical support for an electronics company and we get our fair share of SC. Here's the one that I was so joyously blessed with too start out my day.
Me: Hello, and thank you for calling :company: :company slogan:, can we start with your telephone number, area code first?
SC: Look, I have been given the run-around all day and I just want some questions answered.
Me: Okay ma'am, how can I help you today?
<We have too log each of our calls so we can keep a track of customer activity, so I look at the caller id, and I put in her phone number and nothing comes up, she hasn't called us once yet today unless it was from a different phone>
SC: Well I have this antenna, the model number is :model number: and the motor on the antenna will not turn it anymore.
Me:Okay, I'm going too look that antenna up and see if we can get that fixed for you.
SC: I've had this for about 6 years and now all of a sudden it doesn't work.
Me: Okay ma'am, let me see what I can do for you.
<At this point I know she's screwed, very few of our antennas come with motors and the ones that do, the motors are very crappy. And if the motor is burned out, the motor only has a one year warranty while the antenna has a limited lifetime. SC's never understand this.
Either way, I look up her antenna and their is no motor included in this product.>
Me: Okay ma'am, I am looking at this antenna and I am seeing that their is no motor included on it. Are you sure the motor came with this antenna?
SC: Yes.
<Double checks, nope! Supervisor checks, nope! No motor, period.>
Me: Well, ma'am I am not seeing any motor included with this specific antenna. Are you sure it is :model number:
SC: Yes.
Me: Well, ma'am their is nothing we can do for that motor as no motor comes with that antenna.
SC: Well the antenna has a limited lifetime warranty, so can you send me a new motor anyway.
Me: <explains warranty differences> And even if that motor was still under warranty, their is no motor listed here for this antenna.
SC: So :company name: will not stand by their products?
Me: Ma'am, those are the warranties and we have too abide by those.
SC: Me and my husband disagree, the motor came with it.
Me: Their is no motor listed here in the included materials.
SC: Fine, then I will take this too the BBB and make sure that I will never buy one of your products again.
Me: Okay ma'am, I apologize for the inconvenience, <enthusiastically> Thank you for calling :company name:, have a GREAT day!
<hangs up>
Me: Bitch.
Me: Hello, and thank you for calling :company: :company slogan:, can we start with your telephone number, area code first?
SC: Look, I have been given the run-around all day and I just want some questions answered.
Me: Okay ma'am, how can I help you today?
<We have too log each of our calls so we can keep a track of customer activity, so I look at the caller id, and I put in her phone number and nothing comes up, she hasn't called us once yet today unless it was from a different phone>
SC: Well I have this antenna, the model number is :model number: and the motor on the antenna will not turn it anymore.
Me:Okay, I'm going too look that antenna up and see if we can get that fixed for you.
SC: I've had this for about 6 years and now all of a sudden it doesn't work.
Me: Okay ma'am, let me see what I can do for you.
<At this point I know she's screwed, very few of our antennas come with motors and the ones that do, the motors are very crappy. And if the motor is burned out, the motor only has a one year warranty while the antenna has a limited lifetime. SC's never understand this.
Either way, I look up her antenna and their is no motor included in this product.>
Me: Okay ma'am, I am looking at this antenna and I am seeing that their is no motor included on it. Are you sure the motor came with this antenna?
SC: Yes.
<Double checks, nope! Supervisor checks, nope! No motor, period.>
Me: Well, ma'am I am not seeing any motor included with this specific antenna. Are you sure it is :model number:
SC: Yes.
Me: Well, ma'am their is nothing we can do for that motor as no motor comes with that antenna.
SC: Well the antenna has a limited lifetime warranty, so can you send me a new motor anyway.
Me: <explains warranty differences> And even if that motor was still under warranty, their is no motor listed here for this antenna.
SC: So :company name: will not stand by their products?
Me: Ma'am, those are the warranties and we have too abide by those.
SC: Me and my husband disagree, the motor came with it.
Me: Their is no motor listed here in the included materials.
SC: Fine, then I will take this too the BBB and make sure that I will never buy one of your products again.
Me: Okay ma'am, I apologize for the inconvenience, <enthusiastically> Thank you for calling :company name:, have a GREAT day!

Me: Bitch.
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