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  • Risk your job so I don't get bored! Part II

    Sequel to this http://www.customerssuck.com/board/s...ad.php?t=69731 involving the guy from the second story.

    Well, he was back again, dropping his wife off for an evening class. He held up a laptop bag.

    DM: I planned ahead this time. I brought my laptop with me.
    Me: Oh cool. Good stuff.

    He went off to drop his wife off, and returned a few minutes later.

    DM: So can I get in a classroom so I can have a seat and go on my laptop?
    Me: Oh I'm sorry, I can't let you into a classroom without prior permission from whoever's room it is.
    DM: Why??
    Me: Because it's their room. They have their own desks and documents in there. They might not want anyone in there without them knowing. Plus *lie* I don't have the keys.
    DM: Ok, I'll just come in the office and sit with you then.

    Creepy!

    Me: I can't let anyone besides staff into this office.
    DM: You really don't make it easy do you? Where can I go then?
    Me: Well, why don't you ask if you can sit at the back of your wife's evening class?
    DM: She wouldn't want me there, staring at her while she had a class.
    Me: OK, well you are quite welcome to sit in the reception area.
    DM: But it's freeeeeeeeeeeezing.

    It was pretty cold in the reception area, which is why I had shut all the office doors to keep myself warm.

    Me: Well, that's all I can do.

    He decided to sit himself in the reception area. I sat at a desk as far away from him as I could, and shut the door. It still didn't stop there.

    DM: *through the door* HOW DO YOU GET ON THE WIRELESS NETWORK?
    Me: *opens door* You can't without an account. Only staff and students have those.
    DM: Well, what's yours?
    Me: We went through this a few weeks ago, I cannot give you access to my account.
    DM: Well what am I supposed to do?
    Me: *losing patience* Got any good games installed on that laptop?
    DM: Why is it so difficult here?
    Me: Security, obviously. We need to protect the children as best as we can.

    I closed the door and went back to work. DM sat there, as if he was at the North Pole, with his coat zipped up as far as it could go, hat, gloves and scarf on, and kept his arms folded while he watched a DVD or something. He occasionally shot me an evil look, so I went out the back and made myself a biiiiiig mug of hot chocolate to rub it in.
    Last edited by customersruinmylife; 10-19-2010, 10:01 PM.

  • #2
    Quoth customersruinmylife View Post
    so I went out the back and made myself a biiiiiig mug of hot chocolate to rub it in.
    You, sir, are delightfully evil.
    The High Priest is an Illusion!

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    • #3
      Serves him right.
      They say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass.

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      • #4
        Yes, and served cold, too. I love it.
        Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.

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        • #5
          Apparently he's never heard of books, e-readers, magazines, cards...

          Wonder what it's like on his native planet?
          When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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          • #6
            Has this guy not heard of a library, coffee shop, etc. where he can sit for a few hours while his significant other goes to class? Great he brought his labtop, but you shouldn't just assume you'll be able to get on the wireless there if you've ever used a labtop on a semi-consistent basis. And if he needs access to the wifi, why not ask his gf or whatever for access to her student information?

            Dude is a twit, plain and simple.

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            • #7
              Well, at least he's learning, it's not like he walked in and demanded your computer again....

              Then again, he's not learning at a fast enough rate to figure out how to get online before the eventual heat-death of the universe makes it a moot point
              - They say nothing good happens at 2AM, they're right, I happen at 2AM.

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              • #8
                This is why I like being a poet and songwriter. I can always pull up notepad and occupy myself when needed.
                "If we refund your money, give you a free replacement and shoot the manager, then will you be happy?" - sign seen in a restaurant

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                • #9
                  He occasionally shot me an evil look, so I went out the back and made myself a biiiiiig mug of hot chocolate to rub it in.
                  The only thing that would make it even more sinister would be if you were to loudly make "hmmmm," noises.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth NateTheChops View Post
                    The only thing that would make it even more sinister would be if you were to loudly make "hmmmm," noises.
                    Haha, I did consider it, but I was a bit too far away from him to do that.

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                    • #11
                      ya apparently it's your responsibility to entertain him
                      hell there's a couple of good solutions for him too...

                      like have his wife drive instead so he doesn't ahve to
                      or bring a book or some games.
                      or take a class at the same time.

                      the world isn't obliged to entertain him just because he has to sit for a few hours.

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                      • #12
                        What a big baby. Love how you rubbed it in his face in the end.
                        I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
                        Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
                        Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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