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  • Liquid Air

    Electronics was really busy today so I was helping them as much as I could with customers, so once again these are all their customers.


    A guy asked me for a certain Ipod accessory so I take him to where there are. Since electronics coworker N is there working on the mod the tags are all off, so we both tell him the price is wrong and to ask N if he wants to know the price on anything, so he nods and says okay. And we probably shouldn't have had too much faith in people because he picked a $50 accessory by a $7 tag, and told the cashier and csm that we both told him it was the $7.



    Someone called in on the phone, and first off couldn't pronounce "Blue-ray" correctly. But I figured out he wanted a blue-ray player. I asked if he wanted a price range and he asked me to give him a list of them. I thought we had fewer than we actually do so I agreed. I come back with the list of about 8 or 9. I started to read the list to him but he interrupted me before I finished the first one to ask me what the cheapest one was. So I tell him, and then he asks to be transferred to Men's wear. I do so, but if a department doesn't pick up it sometimes comes right back. Coworker N picks it up this time, says the guy sounded really disgusted and asked for Women's wear this time, saying he needed bras.



    This was the weirdest, and the inspiration for the thread title. I was over by the movies putting some away when this middle-aged lady came up to me.
    SC: do you have that air for cleaning computers?
    Me: Yes, ma'am. It's right over here with the laptop accessories. *starts walking over there*
    SC: All I saw over there was the liquid stuff, I need the air.
    Me: *mildly confused since all we have is the air and wipes* Here it is ma'am.
    SC: this? *picks one up and shakes it* but it's got liquid in it.
    Me: it just sounds like it because it's in the can. see, it says "moisture-free cleaner" right on the can.
    SC: does it list the ingredients? It sure sounds like there's liquid in it. there's sloshing.
    Me: ...I'll get one of the electronics associates over here to talk to you.
    SC: okay, thank you.

    Evidently N had about as much luck as I did because he came to get our opened can of air and sprayed some out on his hand to show her.

    SC: but what makes the liquid sound?
    N: the air's compressed, so it's heavier.
    SC: oh...I didn't realize air could be heavy.
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  • #2
    Well, technically speaking, it's not air in those cans. It's an inert gas that's liquid under the pressures inside the can, but when released to normal atmospheric pressure is as dry as air - and never was really "wet" as it wasn't water...but try explaining that to someone like that one.
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    • #3
      what she was convinced of was that liquid would come out and ruin her computer if she used it.
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      • #4
        Liquid air??? Do you keep that next to the dehydrated water?
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        • #5
          Yeah, there are quite a few gases that are liquid under pressure. The only way that gas is coming out as a liquid, is if the can is inverted while it is being sprayed. Of course, touching that liquid is a bad idea, because it could lead to frost bite. In any event, it would evaporate quickly, chilling things in the process.

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          • #6
            Quoth MadMike View Post
            Liquid air??? Do you keep that next to the dehydrated water?
            I had this great idea for a new convenience product...dry water! It's so light, you can carry it anywhere! You just open the package, add water, and....oh, wait.
            When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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            • #7
              Quoth caitsith2 View Post
              Yeah, there are quite a few gases that are liquid under pressure. The only way that gas is coming out as a liquid, is if the can is inverted while it is being sprayed. Of course, touching that liquid is a bad idea, because it could lead to frost bite. In any event, it would evaporate quickly, chilling things in the process.
              I had a coworker once who discovered this all by herself. One of her favorite pranks was to sneak up on people and spray them with an upside down can of air.
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              • #8
                Quoth aurelemsrealm View Post
                I had a coworker once who discovered this all by herself. One of her favorite pranks was to sneak up on people and spray them with an upside down can of air.
                I've done that to friends before, too. Carefully, of course, so I wouldn't actually harm anyone. I kept it far enough away that they could feel the cold but that's it. Taking people by surprise with those is hilarious!
                "So, let's build a snowman! We can make him our best friend. We can name him Bob or we can name him Beowulf! We can make him tall, or we can make him not so tall!"

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                • #9
                  "SC: oh...I didn't realize air could be heavy."

                  That's OK Ma'am. I didn't realize brains could be that thick.
                  "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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                  • #10
                    Quoth aurelemsrealm View Post
                    I had a coworker once who discovered this all by herself. One of her favorite pranks was to sneak up on people and spray them with an upside down can of air.
                    I once had a doctor who numbed the area with this stuff before giving a painful injection.
                    Women can do anything men can.
                    But we don't because lots of it's disgusting.
                    Maxine

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                    • #11
                      Quoth ExRetailDrone View Post
                      Taking people by surprise with those is hilarious!
                      They also make excellent kitty discipline devices.

                      One or two spritzes, and all you ever have to do after that is just tap the can with a fingernail.

                      ^-.-^
                      Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Andara Bledin View Post
                        They also make excellent kitty discipline devices.

                        One or two spritzes, and all you ever have to do after that is just tap the can with a fingernail.

                        ^-.-^
                        That's a good idea. I bet that would work on our kitties better than the squirt bottle
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                        • #13
                          I hope so. I had this one cat, Delia, who we used to squirt with a bottle to keep her away from mother's birds. We had to stop because Delia eventually started to attack the bottle, both when someone was holding it, and when it was left all on its own.
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                          • #14
                            Yeah, we had one squirt bottle for a while that was actually mauled to death one weekend while we were out of the apartment.

                            We got home and I was all, "Why's the bottle over here," and then "Why's the floor.... aw, dammit, cats!"

                            ^-.-^
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