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  • #1

    Nail salon nuttiness

    When i worked at WM there was a nail salon in the same plaza. This salon wasn't in our store and was on the opposite end of the plaza. They had different hours then we did. Some people couldn't grasp this. A woman came into our store while I was at the service desk.

    Me: Flypaper for morons
    NW: Nail woman
    M: manager

    Me: Hi how can i help you?
    NW: The nail salon is closed!!
    Me: I'm sorry?
    NW: THE. NAIL. SALON. IS. CLOSED.
    Me: ...
    NW: Aren't you going to open it?
    ME: We don't own the salon.
    NW: Liar!!! I have to get my nails done! It's an emergency!!
    Me: I'm sorry they are a separate business.
    NW: That's a lie!! You don't want to do my nails!!
    Me: I'm sorry...
    NW: Get someone up here to do my nails or I'll never shop here again!!
    Me: I'll get a manager.
    M: How can i help you?
    NW: Do my nails!
    M: I'm sorry, I can't.
    NW: Look the nail salon is closed. Do my nails. It's an emergency!!
    M: I'm sorry but ..
    NW: Do my nails or I'll never shop here again!!
    M: I'm sorry but I can't do your nails.
    NW: I'll tell my family never to shop here again, too!!!
    <exeunt NW>
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  • #2
    Quoth Grape The Cat View Post
    NW: I'll tell my family never to shop here again, too!!!
    <exit NW>
    ...and I am sure that you and all your colleagues cried at the terrible news.
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    • #3
      NW: Do my nails or I'll never shop here again!!
      NW: I'll tell my family never to shop here again, too!!!
      "Please sign this statement of intent for the nice notary, ma'am. Thanks. GOODBYE FOREVER WAHAHAHAHAHA!"
      When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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      • #4
        That reminds me of this:

        "We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural

        RIP Plaidman.

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        • #5
          It's an emergency!!
          because EVERYONE knows a cracked/chipped nail is nigh on to fatal.
          look! it's ghengis khan!
          Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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          • #6
            Quoth chainedbarista View Post
            because EVERYONE knows a cracked/chipped nail is nigh on to fatal.
            Ya know.. between OP's "I can't do it" And the face I know had to be used during that explanation..

            Plus this.. cocoa burns when you're choking! :P

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            • #7
              Quoth Grape The Cat View Post
              NW: Liar!!! I have to get my nails done! It's an emergency!!
              No one ever "has" to get their nails done. EV-ER. While I do like to look classy sometimes, call me a tomboy. People who get bent out of shape over shit like this make me till my eyes pop out of my head.

              A few months ago I was washing my truck and slammed my pinky into a windshield wiper so hard that I split the nail halfway across the nail bed. I slapped some super glue and a small piece of teabag on it and I was good to go
              The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.

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              • #8
                Quoth ShinyGreenApple View Post
                A few months ago I was washing my truck and slammed my pinky into a windshield wiper so hard that I split the nail halfway across the nail bed. I slapped some super glue and a small piece of teabag on it and I was good to go
                My mom always used the top layer of a feminine pad. She said it was just like the repair kits they sell for broken nails. I bite mine, so there's not much chance of breaking them, until I start getting acrylic ones next year.

                I still can't see getting nails done as an "emergency". Maybe it's just me.

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                • #9
                  Possible TMI, but I don't think that'd work with the kind of pads I use. The teabag actually worked really great, and I was able to clip it off a few weeks later when it grew out. I really try to keep mine short as I'm far too careless and clumsy to have long ones, (and working with horses + dirt will tear them up) but I'd been lazy about it that particular week.

                  Went out to a casual lunch with Favorite Coworker© that afternoon and didn't think once about my stupid nail, and I doubt he cared about it either. It really did hurt like a bitch though. Bled everywhere at first. Now talk to me about 'emergencies'.
                  The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Grape The Cat View Post
                    M: How can i help you?
                    NW: Do my nails!
                    M:*reaching under counter*..I...have...a.....hammer?

                    they'll be a pretty blue...until they fall off...
                    Honestly.... the image of that in my head made me go "AWESOME!"..... and then I remembered I am terribly strange.-Red dazes

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                    • #11
                      thats ok i think WM can live without her as a customer just fine lol

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                      • #12
                        Quoth BlaqueKatt View Post
                        M:*reaching under counter*..I...have...a.....hammer?

                        they'll be a pretty blue...until they fall off...
                        I was going to say angle grinder but hammer works too.
                        Be Nicer To Retail Workers 2K18, also known as: stop being an incredibly shitty human to people just doing their job.

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                        • #13
                          Quoth superhotelworker View Post
                          Plus this.. cocoa burns when you're choking! :P
                          If you think that's bad, try sending it out your nose at that temp... O.o

                          ^-.-^
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                          • #14
                            Quoth Grape The Cat View Post
                            NW: Do my nails!
                            I'd have done them for her.

                            In bright red, with white letters on each nail spelling out something rude. (Hmmm... thinks... 10 nails...... S.I.L.L.Y. B.*.T.C.H , maybe?)
                            Engaged to the sweet Mytical He is my Black Dragon (and yes, a good one) strong, protective, the guardian. I am his Silver Dragon, always by his side, shining for him, cherishing him.

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Marmalady View Post
                              S.I.L.L.Y. B.*.T.C.H , maybe?
                              Better yet, S.T.U.P.D. B.*.T.C.H.

                              Think about it for a sec...
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