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... expecting a different result. Allow me to elaborate.
Let's say you just made yourself a fake parking permit.
Now, let's say you use that fake permit to park at your buddies apartment and party it up.
Now, let's say as you stumble out of said apartment at 2am, after much merry making, and see a tow truck with all it's work lights on, it's tow apparatus dropped from the "stow" position to the "load" position, sizing up YOUR car for a tow, well, I'd assume the proper response would be to assume your fake didn't pass muster and was spotted for the forgery that it was.
The big day-glo pink envelope on your windshield emblazoned with the word "PARKING VIOLATION" on the outside, with the little $15 ticket tucked inside, citing your car for "Violation 103:01 - Permit Tampered/Fake" could only have made this clearer, had you still been a bit confused.
Thanks to you having gazelle-like speed on foot when sufficently provoked, you managed to run to the car before it actualy got loaded, so you were allowed to reatreat without paying us a drop fee.
So in essence, you should have left the parking lot that night fully aware that you had escaped a tow by mere seconds, and that as good as you THOUGHT it was, your fake permit had been a total and absolute failure in it's first trial run.
So, prey tell
WHY DID YOU GO BACK THERE THE VERY NEXT DAY, AND PARK IN THE SAME SPOT? WITH THE SAME FAKE PERMIT?????
I wanna know because I'm going off duty for the next few days, and I won't be at the shop when you come in to pick the car up.
Doofus....
Let's say you just made yourself a fake parking permit.
Now, let's say you use that fake permit to park at your buddies apartment and party it up.
Now, let's say as you stumble out of said apartment at 2am, after much merry making, and see a tow truck with all it's work lights on, it's tow apparatus dropped from the "stow" position to the "load" position, sizing up YOUR car for a tow, well, I'd assume the proper response would be to assume your fake didn't pass muster and was spotted for the forgery that it was.
The big day-glo pink envelope on your windshield emblazoned with the word "PARKING VIOLATION" on the outside, with the little $15 ticket tucked inside, citing your car for "Violation 103:01 - Permit Tampered/Fake" could only have made this clearer, had you still been a bit confused.
Thanks to you having gazelle-like speed on foot when sufficently provoked, you managed to run to the car before it actualy got loaded, so you were allowed to reatreat without paying us a drop fee.
So in essence, you should have left the parking lot that night fully aware that you had escaped a tow by mere seconds, and that as good as you THOUGHT it was, your fake permit had been a total and absolute failure in it's first trial run.
So, prey tell
WHY DID YOU GO BACK THERE THE VERY NEXT DAY, AND PARK IN THE SAME SPOT? WITH THE SAME FAKE PERMIT?????
I wanna know because I'm going off duty for the next few days, and I won't be at the shop when you come in to pick the car up.
Doofus....
He is my Black Dragon (and yes, a good one) strong, protective, the guardian. I am his Silver Dragon, always by his side, shining for him, cherishing him.
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