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    So i'm sitting in the lobby, doing my paperwork and a guy comes down on a phone. He goes to the other side of the lobby to have some 'privacy' but now I hear, "So.. what are you wearing?" An innocent question, except when it's followed by, "Well take it off."Sir. please. Stop the phone sex in the lobby, tis why you have a fricken ROOM!

    and I was warned, ahead of time about this creepy male who asked totally personal questions. First he really creeped out B, and now he's starting to bug me. It's 11:30 when he comes down to ask me my name and where I was while B was working. I answer, "i'm sorry that has nothing to do with my job, so I'm not comfortable answering." I'm not even gonna make small talk dude, it's a desk clerk running on five hours of sleep, during the time change and a day before my birthday. Ask me if a give a flying sexual act.

    He went upstairs, but not for very long and now, he's back. Goddess help me. I might just have to hurt him. I have the added advantage, I really DO have paperwork, so I could just go do that.. and sit in mom's office for hours..

    on a side, happier note: Dominio's local manager remembered it was my birthday and I got my soda for free. Yay. It's not ALOT off, but ya know what? Still totally made my night Free caffeine

    Oh for the love of donuts. The stupid dude in AcrosstheRiver Correctional is still calling. >.< I did send them an email, but it um, apparently hasn't been read, or maybe they can't block the call. LOL

    We had 53 rooms sold when I came in. I've had a total of 3 walkin's, 0 wanted to stay. And it wasn't cause of my glorious attitude (No really, this time it's not my fault). It's because I have no elevator. One lady told me, "You used to!"
    Me: "ma'am, in the 20 plus years this building has been here, we've never had an elevator."

    Oh, I lied. 4 walks ins, 0 stays. This last one was underage and rude. "You said I could have a room." "No ma'am, my co-worker said you could have the room IF you were 21, had a valid id and were paying credit or cash. You aren't 21, that cancels out EVERYTHING else."

    Hey sir, I'd LOVE to rent to you, but you smell so bad of pot that I can't BREATHE. It's NOT happening!

    By the way, as it's after midnight: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

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    Happy birthday!!! Sending you a PM btw
    Engaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong.

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    • #3
      Happy birthday to you. May you have nothing but joy, presents, and good food today.
      Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.

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      • #4
        Many happy returns of the day!

        Sending fluffy teddy, balloons and HUGE, absolutely sinful chocolate truffle cake
        Engaged to the sweet Mytical He is my Black Dragon (and yes, a good one) strong, protective, the guardian. I am his Silver Dragon, always by his side, shining for him, cherishing him.

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        • #5
          Marma: I fricken Wish. LOL Never had truffle cake.
          OH! I did get flowers. Two of my friends have their birthday the day after mine (Nov 8th) and we call each other our birthday dates. So my dates got me flowers.
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          • #6
            Happy Birthday!

            PS your office looks almost EXACTLY like mine, right down to the pencil holder! That borders on creepy. (Well, my office doesn't have pretty flowers )
            Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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            • #7
              This cake is almost obscenely chocolatey - the cake itself is rich and moist, the chocolate truffle filling (a kind of whipped chocolate cream) is like velvet, then as if that wasn't enough there is a chocolate satin glaze over the whole thing...... very rich and totally indulgent ....
              Engaged to the sweet Mytical He is my Black Dragon (and yes, a good one) strong, protective, the guardian. I am his Silver Dragon, always by his side, shining for him, cherishing him.

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              • #8
                Marma: PLEASE find a way to box and send. cause god that sounds amazing.

                BHS: This is the 'scheme' my regional manager wanted. I keep trying to teach him, COLOR Scheme. Scheme itself stands for bad things. But he doesn't get it.

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                • #9
                  Quoth Marmalady View Post
                  This cake is almost obscenely chocolatey - the cake itself is rich and moist, the chocolate truffle filling (a kind of whipped chocolate cream) is like velvet, then as if that wasn't enough there is a chocolate satin glaze over the whole thing...... very rich and totally indulgent ....
                  Now if you could find a way to make that out of white chocolate, so I can eat it... OMG the textures sound divine. I haven't had a decent dessert in years, because nobody can remember that I can't eat cocoa.
                  What colour is the sky in your world and how high of a dosage do you need before it turns back to blue? --Gravekeeper

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                  • #10
                    Happy Birthday!!!

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                    • #11
                      May you have a stress-free, SC-free day today!
                      I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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                      • #12


                        I hope you have a fantabulous day full of wonderful things!
                        "So, let's build a snowman! We can make him our best friend. We can name him Bob or we can name him Beowulf! We can make him tall, or we can make him not so tall!"

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                        • #13
                          Happy Birthday!
                          Life is too short to not eat popcorn.
                          Save the Ales!
                          Toys for Tots at Rooster's Cafe

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                          • #14
                            happy birthday!
                            look! it's ghengis khan!
                            Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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                            • #15
                              Happy Birthday!
                              "But I don't want to be among mad people."
                              You can't help that. We're all mad here. Every fucking one of us.

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