No, I don't want to date you, and a mind is a terrible thing to waste

[Grape The Cat]

The dating game

Me:
SC: SC
S: my (awesome) supervisor

Me: Your total is xx.xx
SC: Do you want to date me?
Me: What?
SC: Do you want to date me?
Me; No, thank you.
SC: HOW DARE YOU REFUSE ME!!!!
Me:...
SC: YOU MUST BE GAY!!!
Me: Your total is xx.xx ma'am.
SC: C'mon date me!!
Me: Sorry, no.
SC: God. You are gay, why else would you refuse to date me?
Me: Ma'am your total is xx.xx.
SC: Get me supervisor.
Me: Okay.
S: Hi, how can I ..
SC(points at me) He won't go out with me. He's gay.
S: Ma'am?
SC: Make him go out with me!
S: No.
SC: What help are you? Make him date me or I won't pay for my items. Hah!
S: You're not going to pay for your items?
SC: Not unless he dates me. Or says he's gay.
S: Well, I'm not going to make him do either of those things.
SC: Well, f-ck you. I'm never shopping here again.(walks off)
S voids SC's transaction and I move on

SC was back the next day.


Wherein we ruin a school year

CW: co worker
SD: sucky dad
M: manager
K: kid

SD: Yo! I wanna return this blender!
CW: Okay. Do you have a receipt?
SD: Yeah, Yo!
CW: Okay it appears your receipt is from March and this is August.
SD: So, what , yo?
CW: We have a 90 return policy, and you are over the limit.
SD: I need you to return this blender!
CW: I'm sorry but we..
SD: You're doin' this 'cuz I'm black yo!
CW: Sir, your race has nothing to do with this.
SD: I need to return this blender for my kids' school uniforms.
CW: I'm sorry but...
SD: Get me a manager!
CW: Okay.
M: Hi. How can I..
SD: Return this blender! I don't care if it been past 90 days I need the money for my kids' clothes!
M: I'm sorry but if it's been past 90 days there is nothing we can do.
SD: You all jut tryin' to keep the black folk down and uneducated .
M: I'm sorry sir but...
SD: You're sorry? Say I'm sorry to my kids, cuz they won't get school uniforms, now. You keepin' us uneducated.
M: Sir ..
SD: F-ck you. See boy, they hate you!
K:
SD: See, now you are makin' him cry. I'll sue for emotional trauma! <exeunt SD and K>
End of the story? No. SD comes back later in the day,gets a spineless manager who tells the service desk worker to give him his money back.

[Pimento]

Ugh. The race card.

"No sir, its not that i dont like black people, its that i dont like STUPID people"

[Arucard]

You've got to tell us, was the one from the first story remotely attractive?

[XCashier]

SC: God. You are gay, why else would you refuse to date me?

"Because I don't date loonies!"

SD: F-ck you. See boy, they hate you!
K:

And another generation is screwed up...

[MoonCat]

Holy crap. Is this how she normally gets dates? Walks into a store at random and demands the checkout person date her? Geeeeeez.

[Zellie Crescent]

Wow. For the first one, desperate much? As for the second I would have told him: I'm not a racist I hate everybody, what makes you so special?

[aurelemsrealm]

The dating game

I feel your pain there. Only difference in my case was that my workplace situation involved a married coworker who repeatedly hit on me even though I told her I was not interested. Thankfully, she was fired for that and several other issues shortly afterward.

Wherein we ruin a school year

Let's just hope the kids learn more from their education than their father apparently did.

[tropicsgoddess]

If I were a guy I'd refuse to date that SC too. As for the other SC, the race card thing is passe.

[superhotelworker]

Sir, I'm not racist, biased, sexist or anything else. I'm just at the point that STUPID doesn't compute and I'm trying not to make my brain BLUE screen with what makes YOU think you're more special than ANYONE else who also agreed to the 90 day policy with their purchase. GET OUT OF MY STORE!
Gee, i'm not mean am I? :P
I sowwy Grape for the creepy bimbo wanting a date.

[Andara Bledin]

"Because I don't date loonies!"

Another forum I visit has a rule that applies here:

Don't stick it in the crazy.

^-.-^

[NateTheChops]

End of the story? No. SD comes back later in the day,gets a spineless manager who tells the service desk worker to give him his money back.

Whenever anyone asks me about our returns policy now I just say, "It depends on what the manager says."

[ralerin]

See, this is when I would've whipped the race card back on him. "Excuse me? You're racist because I'm white! You're sexist because I'm female! I have 2 things to bitch about and you have 1. Game, set, match. I win!"

[Sapphire Silk]

And people bitch about how things are so expensive.

Idiots like this are part of why things cost what they do.

[superhotelworker]

See, this is when I would've whipped the race card back on him. "Excuse me? You're racist because I'm white! You're sexist because I'm female! I have 2 things to bitch about and you have 1. Game, set, match. I win!"

*chokes on water* Damnit Ralerin LOL

[Mr Hero]

The first story would explain so much. I keep going after lesbians! Why else would they refuse to date me? As far as the second, wouldn't public schools subsidize school uniforms, lunches and w/e to low income families? I'm sure if that family was low income, they could have applied already.