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UGH! I love my job.. I love my job.. hmm. Better change that. I love my check.. I love my check..
I do not like lady that's here with 1 of the 2 large groups. She calls me a heathen because I am not a Christian. Sorry, I was raised to choose to follow what I want, so I do. Glad you have your religion, I have mine, can we leave it alone?
Oh no. Last year, she saw my Pentacle necklace. this year, she see's I still have it. This is what comes out of her. "I see you have your.. necklace." *glares*
Me: *In my head* I see you're still a bitch..
Outwardly? I'm grabbing my soda and taking a BIG drink, and smiling as best I can. So I can't speak.
Witch.
Okay, I realize the holidays are coming up and there's alot of people w ithout a lack of planning. But if I tell you that you can't reserve 7 rooms for a holiday, you really can't. And no, you can't reserve 3 either. I have 1. Exactly 1. You want it, fine. But you're not cramming "14" people into it. No, you can't. Why? Well it's a fire safety thing. As in, if a fire starts, your safety is screwed. So no. Just.. stop asking!
And our gay / drag bar usually sends us awesome people. So why tonight, did I get the drunken equivalent of the John and Yoko twice? One couple kept glaring at each other, the other was soo lovey it was sickening. And then I tell the one's glaring (Now arguing) that they need to keep the noise down, it's 3:30 am and there are others in the hotel. They start with "We paid for our room>"
Me: "No, SHE paid for the room and I'm asking nicely. You aren't the only ones here, there are people who leave in the next hour and I think they'd appreciate it, as would I, if you kept the noise down."
Amazing how quickly people shut up when they realize that you know who the true money bags of the group is.
To the idiot who's doing peelouts of my parking lot:
You gave me your license and you're an underage drunk. Thanks. Now I'm just gonna call the cops, and hand this over, tell them what I saw and smelled, and let them get ya. Have fun! Cause now you'll get busted for 2 things. A) No licensed driving and b) Drunk driving.
No lady. I have no public phone. I'm sorry your boyfriend dumped you, but there is still NO public phone. I can call you a cab if you'd like, but no, I'm not paying for it and no, you can't have the phone. Because it's not public, that's why. We used to let people use this and somehow or another, someone would wander off with the phone (Old cordless) or would cost us a shit-ton in long distance.
No matter how you look at it. The answer is still no.
This makes my head hurt. A ton.
Guy on phone: "I'm looking for *Name not in my system*."
Me: (checking): "I think you might have the wrong hotel. There's nobody here with that name."
Guy on phone: "Maybe this one? *Names guy with note that says he's not here, no calls*
Me: "I'm sorry.. I don't know that name either."
Guy on phone: "You need to connect me with someone who knows what they're doing. You a stupid bitch."
Me: *click*
No warning, I just hang up
Ass.
He calls back:
Guy on phone: "Some bitch just hung up on me."
Me: "That'd be me and if you call me a bitch again, I'm gonna do it again."
Guy on phone: "Fine. You a (N word. I hate this word.)
Me: "*hangs up again*
Yeah, I walked into that.
He calls back, again.
Guy on phone: "Now some N Bitch hung up on me. I want her fired."
Me: "Look. You call me ONE more deragotory name, and I'm hanging up again. I've been nice. I'm sorry you can't locate your friends sir, but if they arent here, there's nothing I can do."
Guy: "I"m a cop."
Me: "Great. Point? Less you're here and serving paperwork, I have NOTHING to give you still. Sorry."
Guy: "i'm a lawyer."
Me: "Lawyer and a cop. Busy aren't you?"
Guy: "I have bitches."
*hangs up*
Ow. My head. Dude, really? Next were you going to say you're a judge and jury too? Keep going, and hang yourself!
I do not like lady that's here with 1 of the 2 large groups. She calls me a heathen because I am not a Christian. Sorry, I was raised to choose to follow what I want, so I do. Glad you have your religion, I have mine, can we leave it alone?
Oh no. Last year, she saw my Pentacle necklace. this year, she see's I still have it. This is what comes out of her. "I see you have your.. necklace." *glares*
Me: *In my head* I see you're still a bitch..
Outwardly? I'm grabbing my soda and taking a BIG drink, and smiling as best I can. So I can't speak.
Witch.
Okay, I realize the holidays are coming up and there's alot of people w ithout a lack of planning. But if I tell you that you can't reserve 7 rooms for a holiday, you really can't. And no, you can't reserve 3 either. I have 1. Exactly 1. You want it, fine. But you're not cramming "14" people into it. No, you can't. Why? Well it's a fire safety thing. As in, if a fire starts, your safety is screwed. So no. Just.. stop asking!
And our gay / drag bar usually sends us awesome people. So why tonight, did I get the drunken equivalent of the John and Yoko twice? One couple kept glaring at each other, the other was soo lovey it was sickening. And then I tell the one's glaring (Now arguing) that they need to keep the noise down, it's 3:30 am and there are others in the hotel. They start with "We paid for our room>"
Me: "No, SHE paid for the room and I'm asking nicely. You aren't the only ones here, there are people who leave in the next hour and I think they'd appreciate it, as would I, if you kept the noise down."
Amazing how quickly people shut up when they realize that you know who the true money bags of the group is.
To the idiot who's doing peelouts of my parking lot:
You gave me your license and you're an underage drunk. Thanks. Now I'm just gonna call the cops, and hand this over, tell them what I saw and smelled, and let them get ya. Have fun! Cause now you'll get busted for 2 things. A) No licensed driving and b) Drunk driving.
No lady. I have no public phone. I'm sorry your boyfriend dumped you, but there is still NO public phone. I can call you a cab if you'd like, but no, I'm not paying for it and no, you can't have the phone. Because it's not public, that's why. We used to let people use this and somehow or another, someone would wander off with the phone (Old cordless) or would cost us a shit-ton in long distance.
No matter how you look at it. The answer is still no.
This makes my head hurt. A ton.
Guy on phone: "I'm looking for *Name not in my system*."
Me: (checking): "I think you might have the wrong hotel. There's nobody here with that name."
Guy on phone: "Maybe this one? *Names guy with note that says he's not here, no calls*
Me: "I'm sorry.. I don't know that name either."
Guy on phone: "You need to connect me with someone who knows what they're doing. You a stupid bitch."
Me: *click*
No warning, I just hang up
Ass.He calls back:
Guy on phone: "Some bitch just hung up on me."
Me: "That'd be me and if you call me a bitch again, I'm gonna do it again."
Guy on phone: "Fine. You a (N word. I hate this word.)
Me: "*hangs up again*
Yeah, I walked into that.
He calls back, again.
Guy on phone: "Now some N Bitch hung up on me. I want her fired."
Me: "Look. You call me ONE more deragotory name, and I'm hanging up again. I've been nice. I'm sorry you can't locate your friends sir, but if they arent here, there's nothing I can do."
Guy: "I"m a cop."
Me: "Great. Point? Less you're here and serving paperwork, I have NOTHING to give you still. Sorry."
Guy: "i'm a lawyer."
Me: "Lawyer and a cop. Busy aren't you?"
Guy: "I have bitches."
*hangs up*
Ow. My head. Dude, really? Next were you going to say you're a judge and jury too? Keep going, and hang yourself!
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Jerry Orbach appeared in one episode of L&O season 2 as a lawyer named Frank Lehrman. He was then introduced as Briscoe partway through season 3; there wasn't supposed to be any connection between the two.
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