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  • Thanks for the help!

    Yes, Mr. and Mrs. SC, thank you so much for all your help with the paint today. Thank you for changing your mind 3 times, right AFTER I put the tint into the cans. Thank you for making me walk to the very end of the paint aisle to get the right cans of paint, 3 times. Thank you for making me waste 3 gallons of our most expensive brand.
    Thank you for changing your mind again after I finished up the 2 gallons you thought you wanted. Another 2 gallons wasted.
    But I'd really like to thank you for trying to be nice, and getting the cans of paint yourself. Oh, you didn't know that 2 gallons of paint falling from a height of about 5 feet would make such a mess? I'd also like to thank you for trekking it around the aisle. At least I know where the mess is now - it's all over the whole aisle!
    Thank you for explaining to me how valuable your time is. I know, I should be mixing your paint instead of trying to contain the spill. I know you're a COO/CEO/COW of whatever company you own/manage, whatever, and I am a lowly paint peon. But thanks again for bringing that to my attention twice.
    Thank you for making the other customers pissed off over the wait time. What was now 3 minutes for an order is now about 10-15 while I finish the clean up.

    But what I'd really like to thank you for is for being deaf. I'm glad you didn't hear as I was cursing you under my breath. And I wasn't exactly whispering.
    Age and wisdom don't necessarily go together. Some people just become stupid with more authority.

    "Who put the goat in there? The yellow goat I ate."

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    Ouch. I hope the other customers didn't mind the wait so much.
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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    • #3
      Let the Monty Python quotes begin;

      "Mongo! Never kill a customer."
      "First time I ever seen a chainsaw go down anybody's britches,"

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