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  • #1

    When counting to 10 doesn't work.


    "HEY... can you turn this TV to something other than cooking? I hate cooking."

    "Let me see if I can find the remote for you Sir." (He shakes his head and then stupid spills from his mouth...)

    "Can't you just turn it by hand? Jeez, *grumble, mumble*"

    "No Sir, I forgot my stilts today and it doesn't appear that you are wearing yours either."

    The TV he wanted changed is quite literally 10 feet in the air.

    I can already hear my boss tomorrow. "Bex, remember... you can't let on that you know they are stupid. Try counting to 20 next time."


    “I claim to be a simple individual liable to err like any other fellow mortal. I own, however, that I have humility enough to confess my errors and to retrace my steps.”
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  • #2
    What? You forgot your super power booster shot that lets you fly? Hehe.

    Seriously, sometimes I think people seem to have a tenuous grip on reality.
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    • #3
      Couldn't he just not watch TV? Oh wait, entitlement demands he must be appeased.

      If I don't like whatever is on TV, I just don't watch it.
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      • #4
        You mean you didn't have your jetpack on? For shame!
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        • #5
          use the force ... I meant to change the channel, not force-choke him
          It's a tough row to hoe, and I'm just the Joe to hoe it.

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          • #6
            Use your Jedi Mind Trick & change the channel that way...lol. "Luke, I AM your faaaaaaaaaaaaaaather"....LOL!

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            • #7
              Quoth Bright_Star View Post
              Use your Jedi Mind Trick & change the channel that way...lol. "Luke, I AM your faaaaaaaaaaaaaaather"....LOL!
              Or you could use the Jedi Mind Trick on the SC. "This IS the channel you are looking for"

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              • #8
                Someone once asked me to grab some items from our steel bays about 20 ft in the air....

                Actually to say he "asked" is giving him to much

                SC: Hey get me a red one from up there!
                Me: Well its to high to reach.
                SC: Well it got up there, so it can come back down!
                Me: It got up there with a forklift, which I cant bring out onto the sales floor during business hours.
                SC: Well how are you going to get it then?
                Me: Well seeing as how I left my go-go-gadget arm at home today, your going to have to wait until tomorrow if its that important.

                /sigh
                Fan? This is shit. Shit? Meet fan.

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                • #9
                  I always wanted a jet pack...
                  When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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                  • #10
                    Reminds me of when I get people asking me if we can put on the game on the demo TVs at the wholesale club. I have to tell them the reception in the club is terrible, and corporate won't let us get cable.
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                    • #11
                      Quoth MoonCat View Post
                      I always wanted a jet pack...
                      10,000 influence from the vendor in Firebase Zulu.

                      Alternately, if you're not one of the 'good guys' you can grab one from the vendor on the courtyard in Grandville.



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                      • #12
                        Oh, look! A brick! I bet I can use this to hit the channel-changer button from here! *tosses brick*

                        shit o_O *runs away from debris*

                        Oh well, it's not on cooking anymore! Another satisfied customer! Have a nice day! *walks off cheerfully*
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                        • #13
                          Personally I'd go with force lightening behavioral therapy.

                          I hate the food channel!
                          <Zap!> what was that?
                          I hate the food channel.
                          <Zap!> didn't quite catch that.
                          I don't like the food channel?
                          <Zap!> yeah still not catching what your saying.
                          I...love the food channel?
                          Darn skippy!
                          Bark like a chicken!

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                          • #14
                            Quoth Mytical View Post
                            What? You forgot your super power booster shot that lets you fly?
                            power jump boots work better but you need to run and crouch to charge them, and sometimes your head gets stuck in the ceiling......sauerkraut for the reference.....


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                            Honestly.... the image of that in my head made me go "AWESOME!"..... and then I remembered I am terribly strange.-Red dazes

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                            • #15
                              Quoth BlaqueKatt View Post
                              I wanted to be different
                              I assure you, you've managed that splendidly.

                              ^-.-^
                              Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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