That is NOT a toilet! (Gross)

[ShinyGreenApple]

Walked into work today in a pretty good mood, tra la la, I like my job, I love my coworkers, la la la . . . what's that horrible noise? I went to the back to clock in, and right between the men's and women's restrooms, there are two water fountains.

Some dumbass is loudly and spectacularly VOMITING into one of the fountains, completely oblivious and unembarrassed of the fact that people were making faces of disgust as they walked by. And I don't mean it was an 'emergency' kind of vomit. I mean he'd go at it, take a few moments to catch his breath and rinse the mess down, then brace himself and go at it some more. What the FUCK?

[tropicsgoddess]

That's disgusting!

[Food Lady]

He couldn't do that in the bathroom???

[ShinyGreenApple]

He couldn't do that in the bathroom???

I know, right?! I mean it was maybe five steps away. Another employee told me even the bathroom floor would have been preferable. At least it wouldn't have been right in the open for other people to see and hear. I'm not kidding when I say it was extremely loud; several people on lunch in the lounge couldn't eat their food because of it.

[RavenStarr]

I don't even want to know where he takes a shit at.

[chainedbarista]

stupid shit like that is one of the many reasons i won't drink from public fountains.

[ShadowBall]

I'd forgive the first blowout if he just didn't make it to the bathroom in time, but he needs to be smashed in the head with a brick for sitting there, regaining his composure, and loudly puking several more times into what he had to have known was a fountain.

Or maybe he's a confused art lover and has recently been looking at Marcel Duchamp's work...such as this lovely toilet entitled Fountain:
http://www.installationart.net/Image...ountainCOL.jpg

[sweetj82]

wow thats just nasty

[Anakah]

Oh man that is the most disgusting thing I've EVER read. WTF is wrong with people!? I'm thinking maybe he was drunk? Even then it does NOT make it Okay! EWWW. Oh man I seriously feel bad for the person who had to clean that. I hope you guys take out your fountain.

Maybe that's why they don't have any at my casino. I haven't really seen one anywhere in years anyway. The idea was good but with so many nasty people they ruined something yet again. I don't think there would be a way to fix that... Just demolish the whole thing.

Oh but I bet after you guys put an out of order sign on it some idiot probably drank out of it anyway.

[Bright_Star]

I would have made him clean that area up.

[Gateau]

i had some drunk kid come in to my store and sneak into the employee bathroom in the back to vomit.. only to vomit into the sink 2 feet from the toilet.

i guess when you're wasted you seek out the first plumbing apparatus in sight to relieve yourself...

[searssoulslave]

Sorry, I've been bleary faced drunk and so long as there is either a trash can or toilet I will ALWAYS vomit in either. I've never done it anyplace else since I was a child.

[zombiequeen]

That happened all the time at my highschool.
And...my brother would throw up in the kitchen sink all the time, but he was allergic to an ingredient in the multivitamin and it would be take pill throw up immediately kind of sick.

[Seshat]

I have, at times, been urgently sick enough that the best I could do was a towel, blanket, or even my own jacket. But at least that contains and limits the mess, and the item can be sealed inside a plastic bag until I get home - then thoroughly cleaned!

(I use nappy-cleaner aka cloth-diaper-cleaner to clean up any biological mess. Blood, too. Works a treat. Soak it in that stuff, then wash it, and you'd never know. Sometimes it takes two rounds.)

But yeah - you do what it takes to minimise someone ELSE having to deal with your biological messes! I won't even let my cleaner be responsible for my cats' litter trays. It's biohazard, it's there because of MY pets, it's not her problem.

I just don't understand people.