Had two SCs today at my Aid of Rite as well as an army of other ones who were too unmemorable.
Excuse Me Miss, Can I Have Some...Blue Christmas Lights
One was some guy who wanted to whine and bitch that we didn't sell replacement bulbs for Christmas lights in our Christmas section and who also whined and bitched that the pair he bought last time were cheaper than the ones he was exchanging them for this time and why couldn't he get the ones he was buying now for the price for the ones he was exchanging them for? Good Lord man, suck it up and give us the $3.
Cuz You're Filthy...Oooh...And I'm Gorgeous...
A mother and her daughter were at my register today, I was signing them up for the "Healthiness +" card and explaining the benefits. This young primma donna bitch, skinny as a rail, dressed in designer clothes, sunglasses, etc, gets in line behind them, and is getting impatient and pissy. A note: The woman and her daughter are fat, but they are not dirty or smelly, just fat.
They leave and Primma Donna Bitch tells me, "NEXT TIME YOU GET SOME DISGUSTING PEOPLE LIKE THAT IN YOUR LINE YOU NEED TO OPEN UP ANOTHER REGISTER".
I'm so sorry, I wasn't aware being fat was disgusting.
(If anyone else wants to know: The first title is from Buck Owen Buckaroo's "Blue Christmas Lights" and the second is from the Scissor Sister's "Filthy/Gorgeous". I thought people would have been curious about the Christmas song and taken the time to Google it, same with the Scissor Sisters! I'm not making a low blow at the Blue Light Bulb mart! Maybe I should be clearer about that next time.
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Excuse Me Miss, Can I Have Some...Blue Christmas Lights
One was some guy who wanted to whine and bitch that we didn't sell replacement bulbs for Christmas lights in our Christmas section and who also whined and bitched that the pair he bought last time were cheaper than the ones he was exchanging them for this time and why couldn't he get the ones he was buying now for the price for the ones he was exchanging them for? Good Lord man, suck it up and give us the $3.
Cuz You're Filthy...Oooh...And I'm Gorgeous...
A mother and her daughter were at my register today, I was signing them up for the "Healthiness +" card and explaining the benefits. This young primma donna bitch, skinny as a rail, dressed in designer clothes, sunglasses, etc, gets in line behind them, and is getting impatient and pissy. A note: The woman and her daughter are fat, but they are not dirty or smelly, just fat.
They leave and Primma Donna Bitch tells me, "NEXT TIME YOU GET SOME DISGUSTING PEOPLE LIKE THAT IN YOUR LINE YOU NEED TO OPEN UP ANOTHER REGISTER".
I'm so sorry, I wasn't aware being fat was disgusting.

(If anyone else wants to know: The first title is from Buck Owen Buckaroo's "Blue Christmas Lights" and the second is from the Scissor Sister's "Filthy/Gorgeous". I thought people would have been curious about the Christmas song and taken the time to Google it, same with the Scissor Sisters! I'm not making a low blow at the Blue Light Bulb mart! Maybe I should be clearer about that next time.

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