No, we're not shoveling our lot. We can't hire a plow, because there are none available in town. Our town is not set up for snow removal...this is a bit of a freak incident we're seeing today. If I start to shovel the parking lot, it will take me hours and hours to finish, and by the time I'm done, enough snow will have fallen to cover up my progress again, so it's pointless. Besides, if you go out to the roads, they are not being plowed at all so far, so if you can't make it out of our lot (which you can, it's really not that bad, you're just too chickensh*t and/or unprepared for winter weather), then you're still SOL.
No, I am not a snow shuttle. While I can drive in the snow if I really must, and my car is equipped, I'm still not risking my car. Besides, I have work to do. I can't spend my day ferrying guests around. I already had to make one run over town to get coworkers to work; I'm not making another one. Call a taxi; they are the ones whose job it is to drive people around, not me!
No, you can't "pay me back tomorrow" when the bank is open. There's an ATM across the street. Drive there or hike there, I don't care. I can give you a few hours extra time to get there and back, but you're going to have to pay today if you want to stay tonight. It's a holiday, you should have known banks would be closed and should have planned accordingly.
Also, I'm sorry to the grocery store employees across the street. I normally avoid shopping on holidays in the hopes that someday, the demand will be low enough that they can give their employees the day off. Boss Man was shortsighted and ran out of flour for gravy, though, so I had to make a brief trip. Don't hate me. I have to work today, too, so I feel your pain.
And finally, to a far too significant portion of the drivers on the road, equip your cars already! Chains! Snow tires! Weight over your drive tires! I drove all over town today, literally one big loop to every corner of town, and all the major roads are plenty navigable if your car is equipped and you don't freak out. I saw a lot cars spinning out and fishtailing where they shouldn't have been, most notably a truck with a profoundly empty bed. As I told Hubs, it isn't the roads I'm worried about; it's all the other drivers!
*sighs* I want turkey and pumpkin pie...
No, I am not a snow shuttle. While I can drive in the snow if I really must, and my car is equipped, I'm still not risking my car. Besides, I have work to do. I can't spend my day ferrying guests around. I already had to make one run over town to get coworkers to work; I'm not making another one. Call a taxi; they are the ones whose job it is to drive people around, not me!
No, you can't "pay me back tomorrow" when the bank is open. There's an ATM across the street. Drive there or hike there, I don't care. I can give you a few hours extra time to get there and back, but you're going to have to pay today if you want to stay tonight. It's a holiday, you should have known banks would be closed and should have planned accordingly.
Also, I'm sorry to the grocery store employees across the street. I normally avoid shopping on holidays in the hopes that someday, the demand will be low enough that they can give their employees the day off. Boss Man was shortsighted and ran out of flour for gravy, though, so I had to make a brief trip. Don't hate me. I have to work today, too, so I feel your pain.
And finally, to a far too significant portion of the drivers on the road, equip your cars already! Chains! Snow tires! Weight over your drive tires! I drove all over town today, literally one big loop to every corner of town, and all the major roads are plenty navigable if your car is equipped and you don't freak out. I saw a lot cars spinning out and fishtailing where they shouldn't have been, most notably a truck with a profoundly empty bed. As I told Hubs, it isn't the roads I'm worried about; it's all the other drivers!
*sighs* I want turkey and pumpkin pie...
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