So, as I mentioned in another thread, this year I got suckered into convinced to take a nice paying seasonal manager job with a department store. Maybe it's because I know that I'm here because I want to and I will be free gone come January, but I haven't seen any of the usual holiday grouches this year. Until now.
M - Me
S - Sales Associate
C - Crazy Lady
H - Crazy Lady's Husband
M: (Walking past Fine Jewelry, getting ready to close...)
C: YOU MUST BE THE MANAGER!!!
M: Yes, I am a manager, what can I...
C: THIS LADY DOESN'T BELIEVE WHO I AM!!!
M: Okay, I can help with that... S, what's the situation?
S: Card came up as "call authorization", they wanted to speak to the customer, and she screamed into the phone and hung up on them.

M: S, okay, thanks. I'll take care of her if you can go help someone else (looks around at empty department) anywhere but here.
C: CAN'T YOU OVERRIDE THE REGISTER?!?!
M: Ma'm, I can override a lot of things on the register, but when it asks for an approval code, we have to call credit and get an approval number.
H: Don't you believe she is who she says she is?
M: I most certainly do believe both of you (ha, having never even looked at her card or ID), but you have to answer some questions to confirm your identity on the phone. If you like, I can call them back and answer as many of the questions as I can myself. I'm sure it's just a precaution since you are purchasing over (looks at register) TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS worth of jewelry.
C: FORGET IT!!! I'M NOT SHOPPING HERE ANYMORE IF I CAN'T JUST USE MY CARD WHENEVER I WANT TO WITHOUT HAVING TO TALK TO SOMEONE IN INDIA AND GIVE THEM ALL MY PERSONAL DETAILS!!!
M: Our call center is in New York, and they already have all of your personal information, they just want to make sure that your answers match theirs so they can protect you from fraud. Would you like me to dial them again? I can wrap this up very quickly for you.
H: No, we're leaving. It's obvious that you don't want to help us.
M - Me
S - Sales Associate
C - Crazy Lady
H - Crazy Lady's Husband
M: (Walking past Fine Jewelry, getting ready to close...)
C: YOU MUST BE THE MANAGER!!!
M: Yes, I am a manager, what can I...
C: THIS LADY DOESN'T BELIEVE WHO I AM!!!
M: Okay, I can help with that... S, what's the situation?
S: Card came up as "call authorization", they wanted to speak to the customer, and she screamed into the phone and hung up on them.

M: S, okay, thanks. I'll take care of her if you can go help someone else (looks around at empty department) anywhere but here.
C: CAN'T YOU OVERRIDE THE REGISTER?!?!
M: Ma'm, I can override a lot of things on the register, but when it asks for an approval code, we have to call credit and get an approval number.
H: Don't you believe she is who she says she is?
M: I most certainly do believe both of you (ha, having never even looked at her card or ID), but you have to answer some questions to confirm your identity on the phone. If you like, I can call them back and answer as many of the questions as I can myself. I'm sure it's just a precaution since you are purchasing over (looks at register) TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS worth of jewelry.
C: FORGET IT!!! I'M NOT SHOPPING HERE ANYMORE IF I CAN'T JUST USE MY CARD WHENEVER I WANT TO WITHOUT HAVING TO TALK TO SOMEONE IN INDIA AND GIVE THEM ALL MY PERSONAL DETAILS!!!
M: Our call center is in New York, and they already have all of your personal information, they just want to make sure that your answers match theirs so they can protect you from fraud. Would you like me to dial them again? I can wrap this up very quickly for you.
H: No, we're leaving. It's obvious that you don't want to help us.

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