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The last week has been hell, so in order to spread good cheer, I've decided to give some early Christmas Gifts...
A set of lovely bath soaps and a 24 hour-minder to the lady who so reeked of urine, you could smell her at 20 feet, no lie. An extra Christmas gift of a clothespin to my poor coworker who had to help her find a certain item...for at least 10 minutes... poor girl...
A baseball bat, wielded by the mighty Jose Canseco, aimed at his head and manly bits, for the creeper who asked me what the sale price was on a certain price protected item, and when I confirmed the price on the product, slithered *too* close to me and said, 'No, really, what kind of deal are you gonna give me? EWWWW! Go away creepy guy, and take your flea market bargaining skills with you!
A calendar, to each an every one of the D-bags who've asked for particular 'HOT ITEM' in the last week and given me the cat butt face and complained when I explained (very gently) that I didn't have 'HOT ITEM' but I had 'HOT ITEM' in a different color. Day after thanksgiving is your best, LAST chance to get item - after that it's a crap shoot. Get your list early, shop early and relax the rest of the season...
And finally, for the bastard who called in a threat to my store and caused us to close for two hours, costing me and my company $$$$, a lovely holiday in some sort of detention center and a future filled not of fun and Holiday parties, but of plenty of nights filled of romance with a sock..
A set of lovely bath soaps and a 24 hour-minder to the lady who so reeked of urine, you could smell her at 20 feet, no lie. An extra Christmas gift of a clothespin to my poor coworker who had to help her find a certain item...for at least 10 minutes... poor girl...
A baseball bat, wielded by the mighty Jose Canseco, aimed at his head and manly bits, for the creeper who asked me what the sale price was on a certain price protected item, and when I confirmed the price on the product, slithered *too* close to me and said, 'No, really, what kind of deal are you gonna give me? EWWWW! Go away creepy guy, and take your flea market bargaining skills with you!
A calendar, to each an every one of the D-bags who've asked for particular 'HOT ITEM' in the last week and given me the cat butt face and complained when I explained (very gently) that I didn't have 'HOT ITEM' but I had 'HOT ITEM' in a different color. Day after thanksgiving is your best, LAST chance to get item - after that it's a crap shoot. Get your list early, shop early and relax the rest of the season...
And finally, for the bastard who called in a threat to my store and caused us to close for two hours, costing me and my company $$$$, a lovely holiday in some sort of detention center and a future filled not of fun and Holiday parties, but of plenty of nights filled of romance with a sock..
He is my Black Dragon (and yes, a good one) strong, protective, the guardian. I am his Silver Dragon, always by his side, shining for him, cherishing him.
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