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  • #1

    I swear this is true

    I don't believe this story myself but I swear I just had this conversation....

    SC:I need to pay my bill, its policy number abc123....
    Mek it looks like you cancelled last week but they are willing to reinstate your policy for 57 dollars
    SC: CANCELED?!? it aint cancelled! how's it cancelled?
    ME: Well it looks like you only made a partial payment in Nov. They gave you until the middle of this month to pay the rest but it was never received.
    SC: How come no one ever told me this?
    ME: well it looks like 2 mailings were sent out on day x and day Y
    SC well I didnt get them cause I moved.

    ...

    Me: ok... uh... lets get that new address from you (gets address) and now they only need the 57 dollard to reinstate
    SC: I DON"T HAVE 57 dollars! all I got is $211 on my Visa card!



    ME: uh 57 is less than 211
    SC: oh... uh can I just pay the whole 211 instead
    Me: sure, it will just come off your next bill for you. lets get the info

    runs payment comes up declined.

    Me I'm sorry, the card was declined.
    SC those at Visa always do this. I just bought this card and put $122 on it. I have the receipt right in front of me!
    ME: well how much was on the card before you added the $122?
    SC: nothing. I just bought it.

    Me but... but.. you asked me to charge $211!

    long silence....

    SC: I'll call you back

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  • #2
    Forget math... I think life is too hard for that person. >_<

    ^-.-^
    Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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    • #3
      i guess it's good for him (bad for us) that the heart and lungs operate without thinking?
      look! it's ghengis khan!
      Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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      • #4
        Math dyslexia. Seriously.
        When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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        • #5
          Quoth MoonCat View Post
          Math dyslexia. Seriously.
          It is called dyscalcula. But I think the caller was just plain dumb.
          "I can tell her you're all tied up in the projection room." Sunset Boulevard.

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          • #6
            Wow I've had people do that at my cash register. "I got $89.50 on my food card" I run it "Sorry it was declined " "Hell nah I got 59.80 on it!!!"

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            • #7
              I have dyscalcula. It often results in customers mocking me. I used to tell them I have dyscalcula, but I found they either think I'm joking around with them, or they try to get me fired.

              But honestly, I think this guy is just stunned.
              Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

              Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
              Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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