So, one more day and then hopefully the gift card rush will stop... Hopefully being the keyword.
What do you mean you're only open until five today?!
Yes, I apologize we're only open until 5 instead of our usual 8PM... But either way, we're still open longer than 95% of the banks around here.
Is this going to take awhile?! I need to be somewhere
Sure chief, you're the one who waited until Christmas Eve to buy 45 gift cards... Let me put on my speedy hat for you!
I hope you know, you ruined my whole family's christmas.
Yup, because you spending over $300 you didn't have is my fault... And I'm still not returning your fees.
You're going to regret this!
Everyday of my life sir.
What do you mean you aren't open tomorrow?!
Seriously? SERIOUSLY?! I'm sorry upper management has been so kind to want us to spend time with family and friends. I understand you don't celebrate Christmas, but NOTHING is open tomorrow... So use the ATM Creeper McGee.
Follow up: Well, I need you to be in here tomorrow so I can do my deposits!
I don't think you're getting the hint... FUCK OFF! I won't be coming in for you, nor do I care if you whine up a storm at my desk! Oh, you want the manager?! Fancy that, you're talking to him. You aren't that important for me to come in, shut off the alarms, and open a teller drawer so I can do your tiny deposit of $100... Again, use the ATM machine, champ.
I'll just take my business elsewhere!
If only that Christmas wish would come true.
What time do you guys close? What time are you guys open until? Do you close early?
I can only answer this question so many times before I want to just hang up on you.
Have a great holiday!
Thank you, I'm glad someone has a nice bone in their body... You too.
What do you mean you're only open until five today?!
Yes, I apologize we're only open until 5 instead of our usual 8PM... But either way, we're still open longer than 95% of the banks around here.
Is this going to take awhile?! I need to be somewhere
Sure chief, you're the one who waited until Christmas Eve to buy 45 gift cards... Let me put on my speedy hat for you!
I hope you know, you ruined my whole family's christmas.
Yup, because you spending over $300 you didn't have is my fault... And I'm still not returning your fees.
You're going to regret this!
Everyday of my life sir.
What do you mean you aren't open tomorrow?!
Seriously? SERIOUSLY?! I'm sorry upper management has been so kind to want us to spend time with family and friends. I understand you don't celebrate Christmas, but NOTHING is open tomorrow... So use the ATM Creeper McGee.
Follow up: Well, I need you to be in here tomorrow so I can do my deposits!
I don't think you're getting the hint... FUCK OFF! I won't be coming in for you, nor do I care if you whine up a storm at my desk! Oh, you want the manager?! Fancy that, you're talking to him. You aren't that important for me to come in, shut off the alarms, and open a teller drawer so I can do your tiny deposit of $100... Again, use the ATM machine, champ.
I'll just take my business elsewhere!
If only that Christmas wish would come true.
What time do you guys close? What time are you guys open until? Do you close early?
I can only answer this question so many times before I want to just hang up on you.
Have a great holiday!
Thank you, I'm glad someone has a nice bone in their body... You too.

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