Etiquette lesson
I know you've been waiting to ask a question, but I also expect to you to understand we are terribly busy and it's just not possible to get to everyone quickly. Also, yelling "Hey you son of a bitch we've been waiting here forever!" is probably not the ideal way to make me want to assist you.
Gift Cards, part 1
No I don't know how much is on the VISA/MC/AMEX gift card you have, you have to call the number and ask. No I will not call for you.
What do you mean you're sold out????
This is our busiest week of the year. You admit you didn't attempt to call ahead to see if we had what you needed. You bitch about waiting in line only to find out we don't have it and somehow it's all my fault that you can't get your damned 4GB 360. Please go throw yourself off the nearest cliff.
Gift Cards, part 2
There is $20.00 on the card. I don't care that you think there's supposed to be $30. I didn't buy the card and I didn't sell the card. No, I cannot add $10 to the card value for you. No my manager can't either. No it's not my fault that someone apparently put the "wrong" amount on the card.
Attention parents
Thank you so much for letting your little rascals completely destroy my store and scream with abandon while you waited in line. I just LOVE having to reogranize all my shelves and bins.
Gift Cards, Part 3
Ok, let's count up the fail here. You claim someone gave you a $25 gift card, but you don't have the physical card and you don't have a receipt indicating one has been purchased BUT you expect us to honor the card anyway? DENIED.
Attention parents, part 2
DO NOT bitch at me because you had to come in from the car to tell me it's ok for your 10 year old to purchase a blood and violence filled game. It's great you think 10 year olds should be allowed to buy whatever they want, unfortunately the rest of society, including my store, disagrees with you.
Gift cards, part 4
I am sorry your VISA gift card does not have as much on it as you thought. No I do not know why this is. No I will not run it a third time. No, I will not call the number to find out what's going on. No I will not honor the full value of the card because "it's the right thing to do." Sidenote: DEATH to VISA gift cards!
To Mr. Loudmouth
I understand you're upset. Usually speaking clearly at a reasonable volume is a great idea, but when you are speaking so loudly you are attracting the attention of the entire store, it's time to take it down a notch. I'm surprised that vein in your forehead didn't blow itself out five times over.
(note: the guy was upset we wouldn't give him a refund on an open system he had no receipt for. Rules are store credit only if no receipt).
BONUS: Fired the day after Christmas
A year ago, a guy who works at one of other stores got fired on Dec. 26th because he purposely misled young kids about how much was on their gift cards (i.e. telling them it was empty when it wasn't) and kept the excess credit for himself.) Smooth dude, real smooth.
I know you've been waiting to ask a question, but I also expect to you to understand we are terribly busy and it's just not possible to get to everyone quickly. Also, yelling "Hey you son of a bitch we've been waiting here forever!" is probably not the ideal way to make me want to assist you.
Gift Cards, part 1
No I don't know how much is on the VISA/MC/AMEX gift card you have, you have to call the number and ask. No I will not call for you.
What do you mean you're sold out????
This is our busiest week of the year. You admit you didn't attempt to call ahead to see if we had what you needed. You bitch about waiting in line only to find out we don't have it and somehow it's all my fault that you can't get your damned 4GB 360. Please go throw yourself off the nearest cliff.
Gift Cards, part 2
There is $20.00 on the card. I don't care that you think there's supposed to be $30. I didn't buy the card and I didn't sell the card. No, I cannot add $10 to the card value for you. No my manager can't either. No it's not my fault that someone apparently put the "wrong" amount on the card.
Attention parents
Thank you so much for letting your little rascals completely destroy my store and scream with abandon while you waited in line. I just LOVE having to reogranize all my shelves and bins.

Gift Cards, Part 3
Ok, let's count up the fail here. You claim someone gave you a $25 gift card, but you don't have the physical card and you don't have a receipt indicating one has been purchased BUT you expect us to honor the card anyway? DENIED.
Attention parents, part 2
DO NOT bitch at me because you had to come in from the car to tell me it's ok for your 10 year old to purchase a blood and violence filled game. It's great you think 10 year olds should be allowed to buy whatever they want, unfortunately the rest of society, including my store, disagrees with you.
Gift cards, part 4
I am sorry your VISA gift card does not have as much on it as you thought. No I do not know why this is. No I will not run it a third time. No, I will not call the number to find out what's going on. No I will not honor the full value of the card because "it's the right thing to do." Sidenote: DEATH to VISA gift cards!
To Mr. Loudmouth
I understand you're upset. Usually speaking clearly at a reasonable volume is a great idea, but when you are speaking so loudly you are attracting the attention of the entire store, it's time to take it down a notch. I'm surprised that vein in your forehead didn't blow itself out five times over.
(note: the guy was upset we wouldn't give him a refund on an open system he had no receipt for. Rules are store credit only if no receipt).
BONUS: Fired the day after Christmas
A year ago, a guy who works at one of other stores got fired on Dec. 26th because he purposely misled young kids about how much was on their gift cards (i.e. telling them it was empty when it wasn't) and kept the excess credit for himself.) Smooth dude, real smooth.
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