I will state for the record that any phrase consisting of "[adjective x] [verb y] is [adjective x]" is an inherently powerful one. It reinforces the state of [x] quite a bit. So, in this case, the theft is obvious.
Just thought y'all would like to knowww.....
So I'm exhausted after moving dozens upon dozens of 200 pound (plus!) snowblowers. I'm helping my last customer with some loose screws, bagging and pricing them, and send him on their way. I stay around the desk to tidy up, and lean over the corner, and watch him as he goes down the main aisle leading from the Hardware area to the main entrance. (Which is also a passable exit.)
I watch as he empties the contents of the bag into his hand, palms the screws and stuff, shoves them all into his pocket, crumples up the paper bag and throws it onto the floor and just walks out the front door without paying.
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Awesome. That guy's testicles must weight ten pounds each to be able to do that in plain sight.
Just thought y'all would like to knowww.....
So I'm exhausted after moving dozens upon dozens of 200 pound (plus!) snowblowers. I'm helping my last customer with some loose screws, bagging and pricing them, and send him on their way. I stay around the desk to tidy up, and lean over the corner, and watch him as he goes down the main aisle leading from the Hardware area to the main entrance. (Which is also a passable exit.)
I watch as he empties the contents of the bag into his hand, palms the screws and stuff, shoves them all into his pocket, crumples up the paper bag and throws it onto the floor and just walks out the front door without paying.
...
Awesome. That guy's testicles must weight ten pounds each to be able to do that in plain sight.
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