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  • #1

    30 seconds vs. 5 minutes

    How the call SHOULD have gone:

    Me: "Thank you for calling the Bake-A-Fish Foundation, this is Sheldon. How can I help you?"

    Caller: "What address can i mail my donation to?"

    Me: Our address is---------------

    Caller: "Thank you very much."

    Me: "You're welcome and thank you for calling." click


    How the call ACTUALLY went:

    Me: "Thank you for calling the Bake-A-Fish Foundation, this is Sheldon. How can I help you?"

    Caller: "What address can i mail my donation to? I don't make donations online because i don't trust them. I've had problems with web sites before so i just don't think it's safe. I just don't understand why people would donate on line, it just seems so dangerous to put your personal information on the internet where anyone can get to it....

    Add about 4 more minutes of this without taking a breath and you get the picture.
    "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"
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  • #2
    So, what's the address 'cuz I can't be sure from that post that you ever gave her the address and if you didn't give her the address then maybe she had a right to be sucky 'cuz without that address she wouldn't be able to make a donation.....

    Sorry. It was the first thing that came to mind.
    Sorry, my cow died so I don't need your bull

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    • #3
      Quoth EvilEmpryss View Post
      So, what's the address 'cuz I can't be sure from that post that you ever gave her the address and if you didn't give her the address then maybe she had a right to be sucky 'cuz without that address she wouldn't be able to make a donation.....

      Sorry. It was the first thing that came to mind.
      BITE ME!!!
      "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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      • #4
        Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
        BITE ME!!!
        Where?
        How hard?
        With whom?
        I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
        Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
        Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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        • #5
          Quoth dalesys View Post
          With whom?
          Personally, I find it quite difficult to bite with other people's teeth.
          The High Priest is an Illusion!

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          • #6
            Quoth ArcticChicken View Post
            Personally, I find it quite difficult to bite with other people's teeth.
            (Hands ArcticChicken a set of borrowed dentures)
            I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
            Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
            Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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            • #7
              ^Like these?
              "And so all the night-tide, I lie down by the side of my darling, my darling, my life and my bride!"
              "Hallo elskan min/Trui ekki hvad timinn lidur"
              Amayis is my wifey

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              • #8
                Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
                BITE ME!!!
                Only if you ask real nice and say pretty please.
                Me to a friend: I know I'm crazy, you know I'm crazy, the zombies at the end of the world will know I'm crazy. Thus not eating my brain for fear of ingesting the crazy. It's my survival plan.

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                • #9
                  Quoth shankyknitter View Post
                  Only if you ask real nice and say pretty please.
                  And bathe first.

                  Shot records would be nice, too. Don't want to catch anything.

                  But seriously, Sheldon, stop flirting. I'm a married Empryss, you know.
                  Sorry, my cow died so I don't need your bull

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                  • #10
                    Quoth EvilEmpryss View Post
                    ....But seriously, Sheldon, stop flirting. I'm a married Empryss, you know.
                    See how much we have in common? YOU like guys; I like guys.
                    "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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                    • #11


                      Drat. No recruiting you for my Evil Henchmen, then. One look at the dashing Hero and you'd switch sides on me.
                      Sorry, my cow died so I don't need your bull

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
                        BITE ME!!!
                        Quoth dalesys View Post
                        Where?
                        How hard?
                        With whom?
                        You guys got lucky. With Evil Empryss it is never wise to tempt fate . . . .
                        They say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass.

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                        • #13
                          Hush up, Evil Medical Attendant. If you scare away the recruits I'll take away your torture privileges again.
                          Sorry, my cow died so I don't need your bull

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                          • #14
                            Quoth EvilEmpryss View Post
                            Hush up, Evil Medical Attendant. If you scare away the recruits I'll take away your torture privileges again.


                            What I really meant to say, your Evilness, was:

                            You guys could get lucky . . . if you remember to bring chocolate with the teeth with which you intend to bite her.
                            They say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass.

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
                              Caller: "What address can i mail my donation to? I don't make donations online because i don't trust them. I've had problems with web sites before so i just don't think it's safe. I just don't understand why people would donate on line, it just seems so dangerous to put your personal information on the internet where anyone can get to it....
                              Damn, I didn't know you spoke to my wife.
                              Sometimes life is altered.
                              Break from the ropes your hands are tied.
                              Uneasy with confrontation.
                              Won't turn out right. Can't turn out right

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