A lovely morning. Sunny, nice cup of fresh coffee in my hand, munching on my subway deli style sausage & egger when.....
The door chimes & in strolls in our first customer of the day...
Me: Our hero
SC: Slack jawed , mouthbreathing, f**ktard
SC: Heya. I need a cheap copy of windows 98.
Me: yippee...we have some right over here.
SC: Yeah...has to be SE.
Me: *Points at "Second Edition" on the manual*
SC: How much is it?
Me: *Moves finger over 2 cms to price tag...Munches yummy sandwich*
SC: Umm...I guess I'll take it.
*Scene moves over to till where the plot ( & SC's head ) thickens.
SC *As he looks at manual, key & burnt disk* I want the original disk!!
Me: That may be a challenge as it is probably about 8-9 years old now. Most likely a coaster on some kids desk.
SC: How do I know it's not being used? You need the disk to install it & stuff!!
Me: Highly unlikely that it is in use now. It's off a consignment machine that got trashed. The total is $**.**.
SC: But what about the disk !?!?
Me: What about it? as long as you have the key *points at key on manual* you're golden. Install awayyy!
SC: Umm...Well I want a boot disk!
Me: Say what? The disk provided is a bootable CD. All ya need is right there.
SC: I want a 98 boot disk!!
Me: Ohh...A floppy...Well you can make as many as you want. Go nuts
*rest of staff give meatpie a group WTF?
look*
*SC procedes to stand in front of till & think....For about 5 minutes* ... At least it looked like he was trying to come up with some sort of retort.
SC: I don't want it.
Me: OK... *takes back product & ups price by $10* Have a nice day
....Sadly, he'll be back...& rather chagrined at the fact the price went up. I love being evil.
Edit: $50 bucks says he comes back...Gets the install disk & key, then pooches the install/gets virused all to hell. Any takers?
The door chimes & in strolls in our first customer of the day...
Me: Our hero
SC: Slack jawed , mouthbreathing, f**ktard

SC: Heya. I need a cheap copy of windows 98.
Me: yippee...we have some right over here.
SC: Yeah...has to be SE.
Me: *Points at "Second Edition" on the manual*
SC: How much is it?
Me: *Moves finger over 2 cms to price tag...Munches yummy sandwich*
SC: Umm...I guess I'll take it.
*Scene moves over to till where the plot ( & SC's head ) thickens.
SC *As he looks at manual, key & burnt disk* I want the original disk!!
Me: That may be a challenge as it is probably about 8-9 years old now. Most likely a coaster on some kids desk.
SC: How do I know it's not being used? You need the disk to install it & stuff!!
Me: Highly unlikely that it is in use now. It's off a consignment machine that got trashed. The total is $**.**.
SC: But what about the disk !?!?
Me: What about it? as long as you have the key *points at key on manual* you're golden. Install awayyy!
SC: Umm...Well I want a boot disk!
Me: Say what? The disk provided is a bootable CD. All ya need is right there.
SC: I want a 98 boot disk!!
Me: Ohh...A floppy...Well you can make as many as you want. Go nuts

*rest of staff give meatpie a group WTF?

*SC procedes to stand in front of till & think....For about 5 minutes* ... At least it looked like he was trying to come up with some sort of retort.
SC: I don't want it.
Me: OK... *takes back product & ups price by $10* Have a nice day

....Sadly, he'll be back...& rather chagrined at the fact the price went up. I love being evil.
Edit: $50 bucks says he comes back...Gets the install disk & key, then pooches the install/gets virused all to hell. Any takers?
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