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  • #1

    I fail to see the connection

    just a quick one tonight

    during a lull in the mini-snowmagedon tonight I get the following call

    me - who else but youir battered and bruised delivery driver
    WP - weird person on the phone

    me - <phone speil>
    WP - yes I just had a pizza delivered at ** mumble mumble mumble ST. ***and there was no side of sause included
    me - OK what style of pizza did you order?????
    WP - we ordered <toppings> on a stuffed crust pizza
    me - Well the stuffed crust pizza does not come with any included sause sides only the Big Plopper and the Chuncky Bytes come with sause included
    WP - well can we get some delivered????
    me - that will be 50 cents per portion plus the delivery charge
    WP - <mumble mumble mumble to someone in the background> GET A REAL FUCKIN JOB!!!!!!! <CLICK>



    **Sigh **** even my jaded and warped brain fails to make the conection on this one. What faith in humanity?????
    I'm lost without a paddle and headed up SH*T creek.
    -- Life Sucks Then You Die.

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  • #2
    Unfortunately that is what you get for thinking they have any grasp of well...anything.

    However, let me try to make sense (futile I know).

    What they mean : "You mean we have to pay for something? You are telling us no??! Well that is not acceptable. Now I must compensate for my lack of foresight to ask for it the first time, by trying to somehow insult you. I will fail to do so, despite trying, but here goes. 'Get a real job'."
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    • #3
      Yannow, those ppl that say "get a real job" fail to realise that if EVERYONE got a "real job" there'd be no-one to check you out at the convenience store, deliver your take out etc etc. morons.
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      • #4
        Quoth Racket_Man View Post
        WP - <mumble mumble mumble to someone in the background> GET A REAL FUCKIN JOB!!!!!!! <CLICK>
        Well, that sure told you off. Doesn't he look superior to you now?

        I can just see the little cogs in the guy's brain desperately spinning to come up with any argument that would get him what he wanted, and defaulting to personal insults and running away when such was not possible.
        "Ignorance is no excuse for a law."
        .................................................. ..................- Alfred E. Newman

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        • #5
          I got that a lot after I'd had someone's car towed.

          I'd just say, "Well, at least we all know where our rides are."

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          • #6
            I had a former friend that pulled this. All of us were yelling at her to get off the phone and stop being a beyotch the entire time she was sitting there cussing out Pizza Hut for not being psychic.

            To their credit, they came by. She gave them such a hard time all of us (except her) were a little scared to eat the sauce.
            "You are beginning to damage my calm."

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            • #7
              In psychiatry we call this "projection." i.e. I'm a moron.. I don't want to acknowledge that fact.. I shall call you a moron. GK deals with this on a nightly basis with the dial-a-cab failures..


              http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection
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              • #8
                Quoth RecoveringKinkoid View Post
                I'd just say, "Well, at least we all know where our towels are."
                Fixed that one right up for ya
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                • #9
                  Is this the future of mankind? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXRjmyJFzrU

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Daemonmonkey View Post
                    Is this the future of mankind? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXRjmyJFzrU
                    the way things are going

                    YES

                    Heck I know what board I am posting on but....... more and more I see Idiocracy coming closer and closer to fruition and frankly that scares the hell outta me.
                    I'm lost without a paddle and headed up SH*T creek.
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