Two nights ago, I had two very bizarre... well, not incidents... more just stories...
Yay!
Went over to ID a lady,...
J: "Hi there, may I see your ID?"
H: "Hey, Girl...!" and then she turned around to look at me, "Oh, my god, I am so sorry!"
J: "I'm okay with it..."
H: "I just call all my girlfriends 'Girl'..."
J: "I didn't know I was your girlfriend..."
And then, she touched my boob!
Later
Later in the night, I was sitting with a family, talking about how nerdy we all are. And then, she said the weirdest thing, "You know? We routinely have discussions about coming to see Juwl at the Uscan..."

You routinely talk about me? While I'm not around? I'm both creeped out and proud of the praise...?
Okay, then...
Last night, about five minutes before the end of my shift, I see my group of coupon ladies walking in, and they get excited to see me as well.
"Juwl! Yay! You closing tonight?"
J: "No, I'm only here for another five minutes, sadly..." And, since they routinely get full baskets, I know I'll be gone before they can come up to check out...
"Who's taking over for you?"
J: "New Guy who took all the hours...?"
"Oh no!"
J: *blink, blink* "What?"
"Last time we were in, he was horrible to us, running up as he saw us, yelling, "No, no, you can't check out there, and clog up three registers... I'll check you out over here on a real register!" and then pulling us aside to ignore us until Uscan was empty... We haven't complained yet, but that might be our next step..."
Oh, good... he's ruining our image...
They walked over to retell the story to the Front End Manager as I was heading up to get my other coat and New Guy who took all the hours is coming back from his break... so, the ladies wander off. I grab my coat and walk over to the far door, where the ladies are hanging out and talking, apparently waiting for the closing manager to come over so they CAN complain about it... and I hang around to back them up if necessary.
Then, they mention how they've always been pleased with my services... so, hurray, complaint on my competition, and praise for me!
Yay!
Went over to ID a lady,...
J: "Hi there, may I see your ID?"
H: "Hey, Girl...!" and then she turned around to look at me, "Oh, my god, I am so sorry!"
J: "I'm okay with it..."
H: "I just call all my girlfriends 'Girl'..."
J: "I didn't know I was your girlfriend..."
And then, she touched my boob!
Later
Later in the night, I was sitting with a family, talking about how nerdy we all are. And then, she said the weirdest thing, "You know? We routinely have discussions about coming to see Juwl at the Uscan..."


Okay, then...
Last night, about five minutes before the end of my shift, I see my group of coupon ladies walking in, and they get excited to see me as well.
"Juwl! Yay! You closing tonight?"
J: "No, I'm only here for another five minutes, sadly..." And, since they routinely get full baskets, I know I'll be gone before they can come up to check out...
"Who's taking over for you?"
J: "New Guy who took all the hours...?"
"Oh no!"
J: *blink, blink* "What?"
"Last time we were in, he was horrible to us, running up as he saw us, yelling, "No, no, you can't check out there, and clog up three registers... I'll check you out over here on a real register!" and then pulling us aside to ignore us until Uscan was empty... We haven't complained yet, but that might be our next step..."
Oh, good... he's ruining our image...
They walked over to retell the story to the Front End Manager as I was heading up to get my other coat and New Guy who took all the hours is coming back from his break... so, the ladies wander off. I grab my coat and walk over to the far door, where the ladies are hanging out and talking, apparently waiting for the closing manager to come over so they CAN complain about it... and I hang around to back them up if necessary.
Then, they mention how they've always been pleased with my services... so, hurray, complaint on my competition, and praise for me!
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