C: Hey, if the tech is late, all bets are off, right?
Me: I’m not sure what you mean, sir, but—
C: Oh I bet you DO!
C: Well, you just didn’t help me at all! Thank you very much!
Me: I’m so sorry. Thank you for calling.
C: Oh please. You don’t have my gratitude.
Me: You have ours, mam.
C: UGH!
Me: OK, I got that taken care of for you, mam.
C: Thanks for all your help, asshole.
Alabama Customer: Where did I just call?
Me: North Carolina.
AC: Dammit! That’s what I freaking figured!
Me: I’m not sure what you mean, sir, but—
C: Oh I bet you DO!
C: Well, you just didn’t help me at all! Thank you very much!
Me: I’m so sorry. Thank you for calling.
C: Oh please. You don’t have my gratitude.
Me: You have ours, mam.

C: UGH!
Me: OK, I got that taken care of for you, mam.
C: Thanks for all your help, asshole.

Alabama Customer: Where did I just call?
Me: North Carolina.
AC: Dammit! That’s what I freaking figured!

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