A short letter

[Department stores *sigh*]

Dear Customer,

Please dont get mad if I decide that its probably not a good idea for you to purchase that 1500$ LED TV with a cheque when you already have a history of bounced cheques at our location. Also please dont get mad when I ask if you have another form of payment. Also when you tell me you dont want to use debit because you dont have the funds in your account it makes me want to let you pay with that cheque even less. Frankly if you dont have funds in your account I dont know why we are having this conversation to begin with.

It is the customers responsibility to ensure they have the funds to purchase their items prior to checkout mmkay?

Have a nice day!

*sigh*

[bainsidhe]

For shame! Don't you know you're giving bad customer service? /sarcasm.

[Sheldonrs]

"But how can i be out of money?!! I still have checks!!!"

[Jester]

The store is disinclined to acquiesce to your request.

Means no.

[Dave1982]

"But how can i be out of money?!! I still have checks!!!"

http://www.customerssuck.com/?p=7473

[dalesys]

How be "Out of apples"? Still have snake!!

[blas]

Oh crap, looks like my favorite ex coworker DV is trying to bounce checks again.....he should just stick to what he was good at, not huge purchases like TVs.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

This dude sounds so intelligent that if he were given a reality check, he'd find a way to bounce that too.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

This dude sounds so intelligent that if he were given a reality check, he'd find a way to bounce that too.

I think somebody's stopped payment on all his reality checks.

[BlaqueKatt]

I think somebody's stopped payment on all his reality checks.

I have a reality credit card!

(It has a very short limit)