Sorry but you have to keep your balls.

[gremcint]

So a couple weeks ago I was helping a gentleman buy a fax machine (Brother 575 if anyone cares) I noticed he was carrying a back with a container of about 20 stress balls.

After I was done I was talking to my manager and apparently he had:

Brought the stress balls in for a refund.
He had been selling them in his own store and they weren't really selling well so he wanted his money back.

Here's the kicker, he bought the stress balls in July.

[MadMike]

Well, you can say he has a lot of balls!

[cinema guy]

I guess he made a balls up.

[PepperElf]

And no one wanted to fondle his old balls.

[chainedbarista]

and now, he's stuck with all these balls and nary a clue of what to do with them...how about giving them away with a special offer, because NO sucktomer can resist free.

[RedRoseSpiral]

Where those balls blue by chance?

[jnd4rusty]

If he gave them away he would have "no balls".

[chainedbarista]

that would mean he's 'freeballin.'

[NateTheChops]

I'm completely tapped for my ball related humor this morning. I'll try tomorrow.

[ReadyToRetire]

I'm completely tapped for my ball related humor this morning. I'll try tomorrow.

The well isn't dry yet because I'm having a ball reading this post.

[Chromatix]

I see we've got the ball rolling on the puns already...

[ThirdGenRetail]

Everybody's having such a ball with the puns here...

[MadMike]

Everybody's having such a ball with the puns here...

They're driving me nuts!

[dalesys]

They're driving me nuts!

Don't get pistachio at us.

[marlovino]

his name wouldn't happen to be schweaty, would it?