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  • #16
    Quoth Argabarga View Post
    I remember not too long back that my Mom invited me to breakfast at a high-end (well, higher than most) hotel, which made the unfortunate decision to place a piano in the hallway just outside the dining room. A very expensive and well-tuned piano I might ad, probably, if you made arrangements, someone skilled in actually playing this instrument for your enjoyment would do so.
    One of the malls I go to sometimes has a similar piano in the food court.

    It's just right there in the open. Sometimes there are people playing it. But when there isn't I have to imagine that thing is getting banged on by every sugared-up child and pre-teen.
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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    • #17
      Quoth Argabarga View Post
      Was he trying to get his groceries....

      For a song?
      Oh, that was bad. And trust me, the Pun Police have taken note of it. And as they may be looking for you, I'd advise you to stay sharp. Or you might end up behind bars.

      "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is       Still A Customer."

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      • #18
        Bring em' on! I say their claims are bass-less!
        - They say nothing good happens at 2AM, they're right, I happen at 2AM.

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        • #19
          I don't know about that. Hell, they have the authority to drum someone right out of that kind of work.

          "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is           Still A Customer."

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          • #20
            I don't know, Jester, I thought the joke was flat, so maybe the Pun Police will give him a break.
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            • #21
              Sad to see someone in such trebble for a clef-er remark. I don't know if I can stanza for this movement.
              The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
              "Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
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              • #22
                Well, we should just put it in scale...
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                • #23
                  *sees that there are several sharp people here...who need to beat it*

                  Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari

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                  • #24
                    I will not be lectured on proper music-pun behavior by someone who spends his time dealing with bars! You can expect no symphony from me!
                    - They say nothing good happens at 2AM, they're right, I happen at 2AM.

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                    • #25
                      Quoth protege View Post
                      *sees that there are several sharp people here...who need to beat it*

                      I don't like your tone!!!

                      "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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                      • #26
                        Quoth Argabarga View Post
                        I will not be lectured on proper music-pun behavior by someone who spends his time dealing with bars! You can expect no symphony from me!
                        I blame it on all the sax and violins on TV.
                        "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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                        • #27
                          Quoth TruthHurts View Post
                          We had some guy comes into the grocery store with a guitar. A guitar that he strummed and sang (badly) for the whole 20 minutes that he and his girlfriend were shopping.
                          Where's John Belushi now that we need him?
                          I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!

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                          • #28
                            The musical puns seem to be reaching a crescendo and need to be given a rest.

                            I have no more time for this. It isn't natural and it's solo of all of you.
                            Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                            "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                            • #29
                              Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                              The musical puns seem to be reaching a crescendo and need to be given a rest.
                              Why are you picking on them? They will fret.
                              Last edited by gerund; 03-04-2011, 08:05 PM. Reason: Added more punny goodness

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                              • #30
                                It's much worse than fretting.

                                They're strung out!


                                Mike
                                Meow.........

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