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You suck, too! Without a doubt, you are the biggest rectum I have had the displeasure of dealing with in a long time. Ingest excrement, Richard Cranium, you who has improper relations with your maternal forebear!
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I think that has got to be the most polite insult ever...The report button - not just for decoration
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*yoinks for own purposes*Comment
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OK, I'll bite what did this SC do?
I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!
Who is John Galt?
-Ayn Rand, Atlas ShruggedComment
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I am well versed in the "gentle" art of verbal self-defense
Once is an accident; Twice is coincidence; Thrice is a pattern.
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Point. I could have been more blunt, but I wanted to try to show some class.Quoth iradney View Post
As to what Zeus' butthole did...he was a 3rd party complainer who wanted one of our storage containers off his property. That, I can understand. But this guy was so abusive to the first rep he spoke to that I ended up getting it as an escalated call. And I got abuse and foul language. The guy was saying the company sucked, dropping curse bombs left and right. I finally, offered him the local manager's number after consulting, and he rejected it, saying he'd get the same kind of bovine fecal matter he was getting from me.
An hour later, he called back, and got me. I gave him the information he wanted an update on-when the container was being removed. He was still rude. He asked for the local number. I gave it to him. Alpha Male intends to write a letter to the corporate office about his experience.
Torque you, Alpha Male!Friends help you move. Rare friends help you move bodies.Comment
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Hopefully Alpha Male will end up attached to another object by an inclined plane, wrapped helically around an axis.
(cookies for guessing the quote - I'm not good enough to come up with these things on my own ^.^)Comment
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And your icon even gives the direction of the helically wrapped inclined plane!Seshat's self-help guide:
1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.
"All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.Comment
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Is that a Big Bang Theory insult?A person who is nice to you, but not nice to the waiter is not a nice person
- Dave BarryComment
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Yay! Now, you're in my spot....A person who is nice to you, but not nice to the waiter is not a nice person
- Dave BarryComment
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Am I correct in assuming that the complainer bears a striking resemblance to the hero in a Sophoclean tragedy?Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.Comment
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Guy definitely has a severe case of cranial-rectal insertion syndrome.I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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