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  • You should be mad at the thief, not us.

    Two days ago, somebody tried to steal our ATM, the second time in eight months. They failed just like last time, although I doubt it was the same person. I came in yesterday and saw the destroyed ATM in a pile in the corner of the store with its bottom still bolted to the floor. The thief was able take the monitor, just not the pay dirt. I could see the dents, cracks, and the bent lock in the front door where the thief used a crowbar to pry open the door.

    I came in this morning and our company's on-call maintenance crew was already unscrewing and unbolting the bottom and important part of the ATM. So, as of right now, we have no ATM. I never liked having it right next to our front door anyways.

    We had a few curious people ask about it. I was fine answering it.

    Also had a lot of people angry over this. To be fair, we have a hefty amount of people coming into our store for just the ATM, especially since our cash back option is now only a $20 maximum. They threw a fit, plain and simple. Things like:

    "Where the hell is your ATM?"
    "Well? What happened to it?"
    "So...where do I get cash now?" Surely, you know of other ATMs.
    "I have to go somewhere else now?" You took ten steps from your car to here, it's not a big journey.

    And all the others who walk in, see no ATM, throw their arms up in the air and look at me as if I did it.

    Cross their arms and glare at me as if I will say, "Oh, we might have some in the back," and cart out the new ATM.

    Sometimes, we need to be prepared to do different things outside our daily routine, people.
    In the slot machine of life, I am the WILD symbol.

  • #2
    Our ATM is at the back end of the first aisle. No one has tried stealing it, thankfully. If you think that's bad, though, try not having coffee when the regulars come in for their precious cup in the morning. You'd think all hell broke loose, from the reactions you get. Also, I've seen people throw fits because we didn't get one of the newspapers, or ran out of it. Some folks just can't handle disruptions in their routines, I guess! Hope your ATM is back fast so you don't have to put up with it much longer!
    "And though she be but little, she is FIERCE!"--Shakespeare

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    • #3
      ATM theft was a lot more spectacular back in my youth days, when ATMS only existed as 1 ton monstrosities entombed in masonry walls of a financial institution.....

      Yes kids, people tried to pry those out too
      - They say nothing good happens at 2AM, they're right, I happen at 2AM.

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      • #4
        Quoth BrenDAnn View Post
        Some folks just can't handle disruptions in their routines, I guess! Hope your ATM is back fast so you don't have to put up with it much longer!


        Disruptions in one's routine shouldn't be a cause to have a nuclear meltdown.
        Last edited by Dave1982; 03-04-2011, 02:49 PM. Reason: no need to quote the whole post

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        • #5
          No, bright Star, they shouldn't, but alas...
          "And though she be but little, she is FIERCE!"--Shakespeare

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          • #6
            I'm surprised no one here has tried to take our ATM. Though, whenever I see one of those dumb cop shows and someone just ties a chain around it and tries to drive off, always gives me a good chuckle.
            There had to be DUMB in the water today. - Summerfly413

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            • #7
              Really, how many YouTube videos of people destroying their trucks trying to make off with teller machines is it going to take for the general public to realize that those things can't just be hoisted off the floor?

              I guess they LOOK light; plastic casings, lightweight user interface...half-inch lag-bolts attached to a concrete slab connected to a tempered steel frame...

              Even if they do manage to rip that thing out of the ground, how do they get it open? They're called "safes" for a reason.

              (Actually, there are apparently quite a few YouTube videos of people making off with ATM's...cheap installation?)

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              • #8
                Quoth Ben_Who View Post
                (Actually, there are apparently quite a few YouTube videos of people making off with ATM's...cheap installation?)
                Someone around here just used a back hoe. Seemed to work really well.
                Life is too short to not eat popcorn.
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                • #9
                  In my head I am picturing some stupid little man prying and hacking away at the ATM like a mad man for hours, then retrieving the moniter, shouting eureka and running off into the night with his worthless item that probably took a spectacular amount of effort... it makes me smile.
                  "I've put in so many enigmas and puzzles that it will keep the professors busy for centuries arguing over what I meant, and that's the only way of insuring one's immortality."
                  - James Joyce

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                  • #10
                    Quoth nicolecj View Post
                    In my head I am picturing some stupid little man prying and hacking away at the ATM like a mad man for hours, then retrieving the moniter, shouting eureka and running off into the night with his worthless item that probably took a spectacular amount of effort... it makes me smile.
                    Wait, they don't keep the money in the monitor?
                    There had to be DUMB in the water today. - Summerfly413

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                    • #11
                      Reminds me of one of those "dumbest criminals" bits the radio did way back when I was in elementary school. The thief chained the ATM (one of the wall-embedded monstrosities) to his truck and tried to drive off. Instead of yanking out the ATM, the chain yanked the bumper off his truck. Stupid thief fled the scene...leaving the bumper with license plate behind.

                      Quoth AtDIelement View Post
                      Wait, they don't keep the money in the monitor?
                      Same place as all the computer files, right? See, the money's right there! :: points to bank account balance ::
                      "Enough expository banter. It's time we fight like men. And ladies. And ladies who dress like men. For Gilgamesh...IT'S MORPHING TIME!"
                      - Gilgamesh, Final Fantasy V

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                      • #12
                        Or he smashed the monitor open and cursed the fact that they "emptied" it right before he stole it, no matter, he will try again tomorrow! And he'll finally beat those do-goodres once and for all! Mu ha ha ha ha haaaaaa!
                        - They say nothing good happens at 2AM, they're right, I happen at 2AM.

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                        • #13
                          Bark like a chicken!

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                          • #14
                            I think I saw him tying someone to the railroad tracks the other day.....
                            - They say nothing good happens at 2AM, they're right, I happen at 2AM.

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Argabarga View Post
                              I think I saw him tying someone to the railroad tracks the other day.....
                              He had better be careful. Jones will soon be there.
                              "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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