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  • #1

    Two quickies

    As I said in chat:

    Wait, What?!

    SC: You should learn customer service, and when you do, you should suck it's dick just so it will teach you a lesson.
    Me: *click*

    I'm not even entirely sure what that's supposed to mean... But I'm certainly not going to ask. This is because I said no to your fee refund, isn't it?

    NOT TRUE!

    SC: Hi, I want to open an account.
    Me: Sure, do you have ID?

    SC then produces a note with a signature from his mom saying I can use this as ID.

    Me: OK... Do you have valid ID?
    SC: This is valid ID.
    Me: No, no it's not.
    SC: BUT MY MOM SAID IT IS! SHE SAID YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT IT!
    Me: I'm sorry, it's not even close to ID.
    SC: OK, I'll just go get my passport out of my car then.

    What?! You had your passport the entire time?! Seriously? Ugh!
    There had to be DUMB in the water today. - Summerfly413
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    wow didn't know people were now trying jedi mind tricks! And i think my brain is oozing out of my head from these.
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    • #3
      Quoth Elspeth View Post
      wow didn't know people were now trying jedi mind tricks! And i think my brain is oozing out of my head from these.
      You would not believe the number of "consumer advocacy" sites that suggest trying Jedi Mind Tricks in order to get what you want. Too bad they just make the customer sound like a moron.

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      • #4
        SC: You should learn customer service, and when you do, you should suck it's dick just so it will teach you a lesson.
        Me: *click*
        please tell me that was a monitored call; that person should have their account closed and be forced to keep their money in a mattress, since they can't seem to understand the concept of 'balances.'
        look! it's ghengis khan!
        Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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        • #5
          Me: OK... Do you have valid ID?
          SC: This is valid ID.
          Me: No, no it's not.
          SC: BUT MY MOM SAID IT IS! SHE SAID YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT IT!
          What is he, FIVE?
          When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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          • #6
            Quoth MoonCat View Post
            What is he, FIVE?
            His IQ is!
            I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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            • #7
              Customer service doesn't mean & has never meant that the customer gets what they thnk they're entitled to. How did saying "No" to a customer evolve into something that's considered rude?

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              • #8
                Quoth AtDIelement View Post
                SC: OK, I'll just go get my passport out of my car then.
                Before reading this, I was wondering why you would let a child open an account! Wow..
                !
                "For truth is always strange; stranger than fiction." -- Lord Byron

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                • #9
                  Quoth Bright_Star View Post
                  Customer service doesn't mean & has never meant that the customer gets what they thnk they're entitled to. How did saying "No" to a customer evolve into something that's considered rude?
                  You can blame a few things for this..in any order that you wish. 1) Spineless Mangers. 2) Articles convincing people that this is somehow acceptable in the pursuit of 'a deal'. 3) People not knowing the difference between sincere haggling, and brain damaging the sales people when they hit their head on a wall repeatedly being a SC/EW. 4) People being convinced (for whatever reason) that they are the center of the universe, and much more important/better then a sales person.. among other things.
                  Engaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Mnemjian View Post
                    Before reading this, I was wondering why you would let a child open an account! Wow..
                    He was eighteen... Just acted like he was a child.
                    There had to be DUMB in the water today. - Summerfly413

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                    • #11
                      Quoth AtDIelement View Post
                      SC: OK, I'll just go get my passport out of my car then.
                      ....what about a driver's license?
                      Now would be a good time to visit So Very Unofficial!

                      "I've had so many nasty customers this week, my bottomless pit is now ankle-deep."-Me.

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Shironu-Akaineko View Post
                        ....what about a driver's license?
                        Not everyone has one.
                        Unseen but seeing
                        oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                        There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                        3rd shift needs love, too
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                        • #13
                          Quoth Becks View Post
                          Not everyone has one.
                          If they have a car to get their passport out of, they damn well should. Of course he could have a driver waiting in the car too .

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                          • #14
                            Quoth AtDIelement View Post
                            SC: You should learn customer service, and when you do, you should suck it's dick just so it will teach you a lesson.
                            Customer service and sucking..., they are two entirely different things.

                            Unless the customer is a john and he's getting *ahem* serviced.
                            "I can tell her you're all tied up in the projection room." Sunset Boulevard.

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                            • #15
                              I have a passport, instead of a driver's license. But I don't drive a car, and I wouldn't try.
                              Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.

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