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  • What is this "post office" you speak of.

    I just had to explain to someone how to mail something.

    Really.

    When they asked, I thought they were asking how to return a part, so I explained that. No. They didn't know how to mail something.

    Like they didn't get the idea that they would have to put the address on the box and take it to UPS or the Post Office. I don't even know what to think.
    "You are beginning to damage my calm."

  • #2
    Owwww.....You just liquified my brain.
    "If anyone wants this old box containing the broken bits of my former faith in humanity, I'll take your best offer now. You may be able to salvage a few of em' for parts..... " - Quote by Argabarga

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    • #3
      Quoth LillFilly View Post
      Owwww.....You just liquified my brain.
      RIGHT?? Especially since they clearly receive mail- he wouldn't have gotten the part I sent him, otherwise!

      He's called like 4 more times since I posted this with other inane questions.

      *stabbity*
      "You are beginning to damage my calm."

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      • #4
        Quoth LillFilly View Post
        Owwww.....You just liquified my brain.
        Its ok, I'll POST you a new one!.....

        ...

        uh... betweenshades.... how do I post something again?


        *runs away giggling madly*
        "On a scale of 1 to banana, whats your favourite colour of the alphabet?"
        Regards, Lord Baron Darth von Vaderham, esq. Middle brother to mharbourgirl & Squeaksmyalias

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        • #5
          Please tell us that it was a ten year old asking, 'cause it's sad that someone has gone this long without knowing how to send something through snail mail.
          Eh, one day I'll have something useful here. Until then, have a cookie or two.

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          • #6
            hmm, i'm guessing they've been sending smoke signals and using carrier pigeons prior to this amazing discovery called the postal service??
            look! it's ghengis khan!
            Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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            • #7
              Quoth Betweenshades View Post
              I just had to explain to someone how to mail something.

              Really.

              When they asked, I thought they were asking how to return a part, so I explained that. No. They didn't know how to mail something.

              Like they didn't get the idea that they would have to put the address on the box and take it to UPS or the Post Office. I don't even know what to think.
              Maybe they thought you sounded hot on the phone and wanted to keep you talking, but they weren't bright enough to come up with something that made sense.
              What colour is the sky in your world and how high of a dosage do you need before it turns back to blue? --Gravekeeper

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              • #8
                Quoth chainedbarista View Post
                hmm, i'm guessing they've been sending smoke signals and using carrier pigeons prior to this amazing discovery called the postal service??
                This is what kills me. The mail is not some weird, quirky American thing that no one outside of the states has heard of. It's how many millennium old?? I still don't know what to think!

                Maybe they thought you sounded hot on the phone and wanted to keep you talking, but they weren't bright enough to come up with something that made sense
                Well, I am pretty hot :P
                "You are beginning to damage my calm."

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                • #9
                  Quoth Android Kaeli View Post
                  Please tell us that it was a ten year old asking, 'cause it's sad that someone has gone this long without knowing how to send something through snail mail.
                  Even a 10 year old knows how that works.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth chainedbarista View Post
                    hmm, i'm guessing they've been sending smoke signals and using carrier pigeons prior to this amazing discovery called the postal service??
                    Nah, I bet he was using the pony express.

                    Maybe you should mail him a copy of Kevin Costner's The Postman.
                    Pit bull-

                    There is no breed of dog more in need of our compassion; in need of our call to arms on their behalf; and in need of what should be the full force of our enduring sanctuary.

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                    • #11
                      Was he from Nunavet?
                      "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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                      • #12
                        Quoth chainedbarista View Post
                        this amazing discovery called the postal service...
                        Hey, give the guy a break. Some people need time to adjust to new things. After all, the U.S. Postal Service was founded in 1775, so it's only been around 236 years....

                        "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is
                        Still A Customer."

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                        • #13
                          I had a customer tell me they didn't know how to look something up in the phone book. Maybe she was related to this person who didn't know how to mail things.
                          When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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                          • #14
                            from ze jester: Hey, give the guy a break.
                            *cracks knuckles* sure, where should i start?
                            look! it's ghengis khan!
                            Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Betweenshades View Post
                              It's how many millennium old??
                              According to Wikipedia, around two and a half millenia . In her days in ancient Persia it was probably not for common people, though.

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