Cable Customers: Going off the deep end

[Phone Jockey]

C: Hello? Hello?
Me: Mam?
C: Oh wait! Hold on…I can’t hear you! Oh! HAHA!
Me: I’m still on the line, mam.
C: I was talking to you in my remote control…no wonder you didn’t answer me!

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C: My bill was being automatically drafted from my checking account, but I get these bills & they don’t tell me not to pay them, so I end up paying them twice.
Me: If you’ll look at page 1 of your bill, do you see where it tells you that you’re set up on automatic drafting & it tells you not to pay it?
C: Well, how am I supposed to know to read that?!

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C: (as if telling a scary story) For the last fooooorty days and the last foooooorty nights, all of my channels were dead…

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C: The light on my cable box just flew off like a flying saucer! WHOA!

[mharbourgirl]

Dude. That. I don't even. What?

I've got some beer left from last week, want some?

[MoonCat]

Ow ow ow!!!

[Becks]

I'm laughing at these.

Sorry.

[BamaBabe]

C: Hello? Hello?
Me: Mam?
C: Oh wait! Hold on…I can’t hear you! Oh! HAHA!
Me: I’m still on the line, mam.
C: I was talking to you in my remote control…no wonder you didn’t answer me!

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C: My bill was being automatically drafted from my checking account, but I get these bills & they don’t tell me not to pay them, so I end up paying them twice.
Me: If you’ll look at page 1 of your bill, do you see where it tells you that you’re set up on automatic drafting & it tells you not to pay it?
C: Well, how am I supposed to know to read that?!

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C: (as if telling a scary story) For the last fooooorty days and the last foooooorty nights, all of my channels were dead…

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C: The light on my cable box just flew off like a flying saucer! WHOA!

Oh my God! I needed these giggles. Thank you, PJ.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Dude. That. I don't even. What?

I've got some beer left from last week, want some?

I don't think beer will cut it this time . . . this is a job for Barton's Canadian whiskey.

[mattm04]

C: My bill was being automatically drafted from my checking account, but I get these bills & they don’t tell me not to pay them, so I end up paying them twice.
Me: If you’ll look at page 1 of your bill, do you see where it tells you that you’re set up on automatic drafting & it tells you not to pay it?
C: Well, how am I supposed to know to read that?!

I knew they never read sale signs fully, but they don't even read bills and just fork over money.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I knew they never read sale signs fully, but they don't even read bills and just fork over money.

In that case, they can fork some of that money right over into my hand. If they're going to be that careless with money, then maybe they don't need it so bad.

[Marmalady]

In that case, they can fork some of that money right over into my hand. If they're going to be that careless with money, then maybe they don't need it so bad.

Too right. Maybe I should start sending them bills as well......

[mharbourgirl]

I don't think beer will cut it this time . . . this is a job for Barton's Canadian whiskey.

I totally agree that something stronger is needed, but I'm not sure whiskey would cut it. Must call up cousin who lives up the road and see if he's had any good batches from his new still recently.