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  • #1

    me vs. SC!

    I like this site and I like pokemon, I dunno if you ever played it but basically it's an RPG with lots of little monsters that attack you. In this case the SC is the monsters I don't own Pokemon.

    So w/o further ado...

    SC vs. Me!

    HM: me

    SC suddenly appears!

    SC uses GROWL!

    HM DEFENSES are lowered!

    HM uses GREET!

    SC loses 10 HP! (hitpoints/life whatever)

    SC uses STUPID QUESTION!

    It's super effective!

    HM is confused!

    HM's Intellect is lowered!

    HM loses 50 HP!

    HM used CALL FOR HELP!

    MANAGER appears!

    MANAGER uses CHARM!

    SC is confused!

    SC uses IMPOSSIBLE DEMAND!

    It's super effective!

    HM loses 10 Intellect and 45 HP!

    MANAGER loses 10 Intellect and 35 HP!

    HM uses REASONABLE REQUEST!

    It's not effective...

    HM hurts herself in her confusion!
    (I guess me and my manager are losing but it's not over till it's ova!! )

    MANAGER uses SOOTHE!

    SC loses 15 HP!

    SC is confused!

    SC loses 10 HP!

    SC uses MULTIPLY!

    A bunch of other SC's appear!

    SCs use GROWL!

    MANAGER & HM'S defenses are lowered!

    HM used LUNCH BREAK!

    HM's HP was restored! (yay! )

    SCs use INTERRUPT!

    MANAGER'S CALM was interrupted!

    SCs uses CURSE AND SWEAR!

    HM's & MANAGER'S Intellect & Defense are lowered!

    HM & MANAGER lose 60 HP!

    HM & MANAGER are confused!

    HM & MANAGER hurt themselves!

    SCs uses THREATS!

    HM & MANAGER'S Attack is greatly increased!

    HM & MANAGER are no longer confused.

    HM uses CALL POLICE!

    MANAGER uses ORDER TO LEAVE!

    SCs uses THROW POINTY OBJECTS!

    HM & MANAGER uses DUCK!

    They missed!

    POLICE suddenly appear!

    POLICE uses HANDCUFFS!

    Its super effective!

    SCs lose 160 HP!

    SCs faints.

    MANAGER loses 50 HP from backlash.

    HM loses 50 HP from backlash.

    POLICE uses DISAPPEAR!

    SCs disappear.

    Yay for the police!

    And that's only the beginning... of the day that is....

    That's all. I hope you had as much fun reading it as I had writing it!
    Can't reason with the unreasonable.
    The only thing worse than not getting hired is getting hired.
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  • #2
    WOW! That was scary. *HUGS* Hope you two got to Nurse Jenny before another opponent appeared. Btw, you should translate for those who don't understand Poke-speak. Because I want more details. *EG*

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    • #3
      OMG

      the worse is....I could follow it :P

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      • #4
        HM uses STORY on Bunny

        Bunny wants 3DS

        Car uses REPAIRS on Bunny

        Bunny loses £300

        Spectacles uses REPAIRS on Bunny

        Bunny loses £300

        Wallet uses EMPTY on Bunny

        Bunny is sad >:•(

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        • #5
          Loved it.

          Now I wanna play Pokemon White again....and guys, it's just as good on a DS Lite
          The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

          Now queen of USSR-Land...

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          • #6
            Hilarious!! Very well done And it brings back those good old Pokemon Blue days... *sigh*
            !
            "For truth is always strange; stranger than fiction." -- Lord Byron

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            • #7
              Augh, I compared White and Yellow, having them both up (Yellow on my Game Cube Player) at the same time to look at stuff...OMG, theory of the uncanny hit me in the face. Yellow is still awesome, White is just awesome.

              And yeah, I followed it too. Though you seem to have more than four attacks each...
              "...Muhuh? *blink-blink* >_O *roll over* ZZZzzz......"

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              • #8
                Quoth Lady_Pigeon View Post
                WOW! That was scary. *HUGS* Hope you two got to Nurse Jenny before another opponent appeared. Btw, you should translate for those who don't understand Poke-speak. Because I want more details. *EG*
                Actually, the nurse's name is Joy. Jenny is the police officer.
                "But I don't want to be among mad people."
                You can't help that. We're all mad here. Every fucking one of us.

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                • #9
                  This makes me want to go buy a DS and play Pokemon.. When I played yellow, I caught a Metapod and named it Penis so it would say "Penis used Harden"
                  http://www.customerssuck.com/?m=20080203

                  My destiny is not pretty, but it's what my cutie mark is telling me.

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                  • #10
                    Hahaha!
                    Is it sad that I don't even know how to play Pokeman, but got the story anyways?

                    Wait - please tell me THROW POINTY OBJECTS is pokeman speak and the SC didn't actually throw something sharp at you.

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                    • #11
                      I'm gonna play my Black version as soon as I get off of here, that was as awesome story though you definitely get a for it.
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                      • #12
                        Almost makes me want to get back to my copy of White, but Radiant Historia is just drawing me in too much.
                        To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

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                        • #13
                          Quoth patiokitty View Post
                          I read this to my (19 yo) son and he said to add, "Penis used stringshot." And then proceeded to laugh himself silly


                          We are so immature aren't we?
                          The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

                          Now queen of USSR-Land...

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                          • #14
                            Quoth auntiem View Post
                            Hahaha!
                            Is it sad that I don't even know how to play Pokeman, but got the story anyways?

                            Wait - please tell me THROW POINTY OBJECTS is pokeman speak and the SC didn't actually throw something sharp at you.
                            It's meant to sound like a pokemon attack but isn't. The attack would be called FLING :P
                            The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

                            Now queen of USSR-Land...

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                            • #15
                              Noooo, I think the pointy objects were... well, pointy.

                              Glad you and your manager are alright. Hopefully the SC gets a few months in jail.

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