This morning *I* was the sucky customer.
I picked up a coffee on the way to the grocery store. Entered grocery store, sipping away at my coffee. Took my time, compared labels, prices, etc. I was in a sort of shopping daze. Sat the coffee cup down on an empty shelf once or twice to free up a hand, but always grabbed it again before moving on.
Or so I thought.
I got to the checkout and realized the coffee cup was no longer in my hand. Where the hell had I left it? I retraced my steps, but couldn't find it. Maybe an employee had already cleaned it up.
Oops.
The only thing that made me feel better was remembering that a while back at the same store I had found a carton of milk, still cold, sitting in the snackfood aisle. I returned it to the cooler.
Maybe some woman got to the checkout that day wondering what the hell she had done with that milk...
I picked up a coffee on the way to the grocery store. Entered grocery store, sipping away at my coffee. Took my time, compared labels, prices, etc. I was in a sort of shopping daze. Sat the coffee cup down on an empty shelf once or twice to free up a hand, but always grabbed it again before moving on.
Or so I thought.
I got to the checkout and realized the coffee cup was no longer in my hand. Where the hell had I left it? I retraced my steps, but couldn't find it. Maybe an employee had already cleaned it up.
Oops.

The only thing that made me feel better was remembering that a while back at the same store I had found a carton of milk, still cold, sitting in the snackfood aisle. I returned it to the cooler.
Maybe some woman got to the checkout that day wondering what the hell she had done with that milk...
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