Lies, and the lying liars who tell them. I was a sucky customer today. Hopefully by posting this story on here i will absolve myself of any Sucky Customer karma.
When I got in my car to come to work this afternoon, the bastard didn't start. Dead battery. Probably because it's like 8 degrees in St. Louis right now. The parking lot at my apartment was empty, Mrs. Getoutofmylobby was at work and my friends all live far away so i went to the office complex to get a jump start from the sales agents. Then it got really fun.
Me: Hey, is there anyone here that can help me? I need a jump start.
Salesdude: Uh let me see if i can get maintenance. (tries, fails)
Salesdude: Uh, nobody's in maintenance...
Me: ...so can you help me? I'm in the building across the street and I have cables.
Salesdude: Not possible, I mean, we're not allowed to leave the building.
Me: (ok, you leave the building to show apartments, and there are three of you here) Oh, it'll only take a second, i promise.
Salesdude: Sorry sir, i'd get written up.
Me: What? For helping a resident?? I can't believe that!
Salesdude: There are a few liability issues.
Me: <SNIP>We don't condone violence</SNIP> Sure there are. Guess i'll start walking, thanks for nothing.
Salesdude: Sorry... I can call for a taxi if you need it.
Me: &!@# you...
Man, i was pissed. I called my wife at work who simply said. "I'll call you back." Minutes later the salesdude pulled up and sheepishly helped me jump start. Didn't say a word to me the whole time, even after i thanked him.
I asked my wife later what she said. "I just threatened him."
Redheads.
You know, there have been times when I have lied to a customer. That room type is sold out, we have no more housekeepers here tonight, etc. But i have never refused to help someone. What the hell? Did he think he was going to lose out on a potential sale or something?
MOD EDIT:
I am going to assume the wife in this thread threatened this poor guy's job in some fashion and not with physical harm or vandalism.
We don't condone violence and vandalism, etc.
When I got in my car to come to work this afternoon, the bastard didn't start. Dead battery. Probably because it's like 8 degrees in St. Louis right now. The parking lot at my apartment was empty, Mrs. Getoutofmylobby was at work and my friends all live far away so i went to the office complex to get a jump start from the sales agents. Then it got really fun.
Me: Hey, is there anyone here that can help me? I need a jump start.
Salesdude: Uh let me see if i can get maintenance. (tries, fails)
Salesdude: Uh, nobody's in maintenance...
Me: ...so can you help me? I'm in the building across the street and I have cables.
Salesdude: Not possible, I mean, we're not allowed to leave the building.
Me: (ok, you leave the building to show apartments, and there are three of you here) Oh, it'll only take a second, i promise.
Salesdude: Sorry sir, i'd get written up.
Me: What? For helping a resident?? I can't believe that!
Salesdude: There are a few liability issues.
Me: <SNIP>We don't condone violence</SNIP> Sure there are. Guess i'll start walking, thanks for nothing.
Salesdude: Sorry... I can call for a taxi if you need it.
Me: &!@# you...
Man, i was pissed. I called my wife at work who simply said. "I'll call you back." Minutes later the salesdude pulled up and sheepishly helped me jump start. Didn't say a word to me the whole time, even after i thanked him.
I asked my wife later what she said. "I just threatened him."

You know, there have been times when I have lied to a customer. That room type is sold out, we have no more housekeepers here tonight, etc. But i have never refused to help someone. What the hell? Did he think he was going to lose out on a potential sale or something?
MOD EDIT:
I am going to assume the wife in this thread threatened this poor guy's job in some fashion and not with physical harm or vandalism.
We don't condone violence and vandalism, etc.
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