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    Okay folks, this might be a little long. Some background first. I am a Food and Beverage Supervisor for a boutique hotel in Downtown KC, MO. I usually work nights which means I deal with drunk people most of the time. Luckily I am good at it.

    This night we had two regular guests (a boyfriend and girlfriend) sit at the bar a seat apart as they were each talking to their respective friends. In walks this redneck looking guy (missing teeth, long drawl, you know) with a high school volleyball hat on. (He was a coach of a team that was at a tournament going on at the Sprint Center) He sits in between the BF and the GF not knowing that they know each other. He starts chatting up the GF for a long time. She is getting tired of talking to this guy and notices he has other intentions. She tells the guy "I am married." She gets up to go to the bathroom and he makes a comment to the guy next to him (the BF) about how chicks are so hard to get. The BF asks how? The redneck says, "Well that girl tells me she is married, yet I did not see a ring." The BF says, "Well she isn't married, that's my GF." This redneck gets up and is enraged. The BF, noticing that this might get out of control quickly pays his tab, and as soon as his GF shows up from the bathroom they leave, and quickly. This redneck goes and follows them out the door. I see this and quickly chase after the guy yelling, "Whoa, whoa, whoa, what is going on?"

    This is the conversation that ensued.

    Me=me
    James=Security guy who used to be a marine and police officer, skinny but lethal
    Redneck=Red

    Red: I can't believe you allow people like that in your bar.
    Me: People like who?
    Red: Those a**holes.
    Me: What happened?
    Red: You shouldn't allow those idiots in here ever again.
    Me: Sir, if you don't tell me what happened I can't do anything about it.
    Red: YOU NEED TO SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO ME
    Me: You can't speak to me like that, sir, you need to leave.
    Red: Fine, but I need to speak to you outside the doors.
    Me: Fine, but you need to leave now.

    I page James and ask him to assist me with an unruly guest. A little more background. I outrank the Front Desk Supervisor because after 8pm I also become the Manager for the entire Hotel. This means that not only can I kick people out of the bar, but also the hotel, with no refunds, and I can get the cops involved if you don't want to leave.

    So I page James and I go out the door to meet this guy. I see James walking down the steps and asks me what is going on.

    Red: I am staying here and you allow outside people to come in to a hotel bar.
    Me: Yes sir, we allow outside guests to come in as well. It keeps our business flowing.
    Red: Well, you shouldn't. I am paying good money to stay here and I don't want to deal with a**holes all night.
    Me: Sir, I am going to ask you again to stop cussing. Now what happened?

    He still won't tell me what happened.

    Red: See those f***ers walking by the window?
    Me: Yes, what about them?
    Red: They don't have enough money to stay here, like I do, so I don't want them coming in here. I paid to stay here so I should get a say as to who can drink in the bar when I am in there.
    Me: Sir, if we did that we would be out of business.
    Red: Well, you are an a**hole. I can't believe you are acting like this. I am paying good money to stay here.
    Me: Sir, you need to stop cussing or I will have to take drastic measures.

    I page the Front Desk and ask them to pull this guys room number. I ask James to hang with this guy for a second. I look at his file and it shows that he is paying a special rate of $50 a night because of the volleyball tournament in town.

    Me: Sir, you are paying a special rate that is $120 lower than our usual smallest rate.
    Red: How do you know that?
    Me: Sir, I am the manager of the hotel right now and I have access to all the files.
    Red: No, you just work in the f***ing bar.
    Me: Sir, because you continue to cuss and I have told you constantly to stop. I am hereby kicking you out of the hotel, with no refund.
    Red: You can't kick me out. I refuse to leave.
    Me: Am I hearing you right? You refuse to leave? Do you want to get the cops involved.
    Red: You can't do this.
    James: Actually, he can. He is the boss right now. You have 20 minutes to pack and be out of the hotel.
    Red: Well, I am not leaving.
    James: *Pulls out phone and pretends to call police*
    Red: I am talking to your boss in the morning. I am leaving this hellhole.

    So he leaves and I go on and finish closing the restaurant. I send a long email to my boss, the Director of Operations, and fill out an incident report. I asked James to do the same and he corroborated my story.

    The next day I get called into the Director of Operations office. I know I have done nothing wrong. He tells me he spoke with the Redneck face to face in the lobby of the hotel the next morning. He explains how the guy was still drunk, hadn't showered or brushed his teeth. Apparently, James had called the nearest hotels and told them about this guest. None of them would give him a room for the night. He ended up sleeping on the bus that he brought his team on. The DO told him that I was the boss and whatever decision I made was the right one. The Redneck starts telling my boss that he will sue for damages as we had no proof of the event going down. My boss kindly pointed to the cameras in front of him and behind him. He also told him I have two incident reports from two different people that say otherwise. Thanks for playing.

    His team, who was also staying in the hotel, was embarrassed to say that he was their coach. The team lost that day and returned home the next day. I was given a good review the next day from how I handled the situation. This, and a couple other incidents, helped me get a raise.

    I never heard anything from the Redneck after that. He is banned from ever renting another room. And because we know his wife's name, her name was on the credit card he used to pay for the room, we have banned her too. That's right, the guy was married and got angry at us because some girl rejected him. I found out the story from my bartender who got a big laugh out of it. I did too after the situation dwindled down.
    The only good thing to come out of religion is the music. -George Carlin

  • #2
    Some guys are idiots. Too bad they give all of us a bad name

    But nice work

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    • #3
      That guy was a jerkoff. You totally pwned him. So did your security guard, by calling the other hotels. Yes people, hotels in a given town do talk to one another!
      Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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      • #4
        Wow! I hope that nice couple weren't too traumatized by that jerk and will return. You did such an awesome job dealing with him! You also reminded me of another story; I'll have to post it soon.
        "If anyone wants this old box containing the broken bits of my former faith in humanity, I'll take your best offer now. You may be able to salvage a few of em' for parts..... " - Quote by Argabarga

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        • #5
          Quoth winzall View Post
          I never heard anything from the Redneck after that. He is banned from ever renting another room. And because we know his wife's name, her name was on the credit card he used to pay for the room, we have banned her too. That's right, the guy was married and got angry at us because some girl rejected him. I found out the story from my bartender who got a big laugh out of it. I did too after the situation dwindled down.
          Is it just me, or does anyone else think it would have been tempting to, when explaining to the wife that she's banned, the circumstances that led to such?

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          • #6
            Quoth Draco View Post
            Is it just me, or does anyone else think it would have been tempting to, when explaining to the wife that she's banned, the circumstances that led to such?
            Ooh that's so evil! I love it!
            To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

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            • #7
              You're in the same city I am. Awesome pwnage and good for your management for standing by you.
              Low lie the Fields of Athenry/ Where once we watched the small free birds fly/ Our love was on the wing/ we had dreams and songs to sing/ It's so lonely around the Fields of Athenry

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              • #8
                Quoth Draco View Post
                Is it just me, or does anyone else think it would have been tempting to, when explaining to the wife that she's banned, the circumstances that led to such?
                She'll find out eventually.

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                • #9
                  This guy wins the awards for biggest tantrum over advances being turned down, and also, going the farthest with his frustration. Seriously, demanding the guests be kicked out of the hotel because the woman didn't want his redneck nasty ass?
                  You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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                  • #10
                    What. A. Douche.

                    It takes a really special level of assholery to get kicked out of a hotel like that.
                    "You are beginning to damage my calm."

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                    • #11
                      you probably shouldn't have said downtown KC, MO.

                      I can only think of a handful of boutique hotels downtown and one isn't close to the Sprint Center.

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                      • #12
                        I love the bit where he wants a say in who can drink at the bar
                        When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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                        • #13
                          Nicely pwned.
                          They say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass.

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                          • #14
                            Wow, blaming a bar for not having easily picked-up women available....
                            - They say nothing good happens at 2AM, they're right, I happen at 2AM.

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                            • #15
                              Quoth winzall View Post
                              I paid to stay here so I should get a say as to who can drink in the bar when I am in there.
                              What color is the sky in your world?

                              Megan Fox should be giving me nightly lap dances that involve Canola Oil used in ways not intended by its manufacturer....but that's not gonna happen either.

                              Bars are not democracies. You do not get a vote as to who is allowed in. The only people with such a say are staff, management, and security, of which you are none. Therefore, your opinion on who is or isn't a proper patron is completely and utterly invalid.


                              On a separate point, the boyfriend missed his cue. Upon the redneck telling him that the girl had said she was married but she wasn't wearing a ring, he should have come back with something better than telling the redneck that she was his girlfriend. Something like, "Oh, that's my wife. She's not wearing her ring because it got chipped when she knocked an asshole's teeth out last week." Or some other colorful line of bullshit.

                              "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is
                              Still A Customer."

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