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  • Gah! Just Go Away Already! (Bit of swearing)

    This happened earlier today, and I'm still annoyed by it.

    The Players:

    DD: The Dehumidifier Dingbat
    BM: Our Store Manager (male)*
    BF: Head Cashier (female)*

    *Note: sex has nothing to do with this story, but since both their names start with B, I'm using M and F to distinguish between them*

    Me: *Currently wishing for a couple of Bacardi Breezers*

    So to start, we need a bit of backstory to set the scene: DD was in yesterday. She had bought a dehumidifier back in November and had come back in sometime in February (I wasn't working whatever day it was, so I'm not sure when) complaining that the dehumidifier wasn't working properly, that it wasn't collecting much water.

    Well, no shit Sherlock. It's Winter! There's no humidity for the dehumidifier to collect! You've gotta wait until Summer for it to do its thing.

    DD was told a more polite version of the above but she still insisted that it was broken so it was sent out for repair. It came back, she left with it, and we got a call from the repair place telling us the same thing that we told her: that nothing was wrong and that it was just the wrong season for the damn thing.

    Flash forward to yesterday: She came in again and wanted to speak to either BF (who knows her) or BM. I was on Customer Service at the time so it was just my luck to have to deal with her. And of course, as per my luck, neither of them were in yesterday.
    She said that she was having problems with the dehumidifier again, and that the repair place didn't do a good job of fixing it. (can't fix what isn't broken...)

    I told her that I could send it out for repair again, since it was still under warranty, but she said that she wanted a refund. I told her that I couldn't give her one since it was outside our 90-day return policy and that the only thing I could do for her was the repair. That's when she wanted either BM or BF (even though BF wouldn't have been able to do anything else for her either). I explained that they were both off but that they'd be in today, so she said she'd come back in then and left.

    *Whew* After that bit of backstory, let's get on with our main story, shall we?

    So once again I'm on Customer Service (I swear the SC's wait until I'm the one over there before they come in) and DD comes in. Still the same spiel: dehumidifier doesn't work, repair job was crap, gimme refund. blah blah blah.

    Once again I explained the reason that it wasn't working optimally was due to the weather and not the machine, but she would have none of it. She still wanted a refund, which I couldn't do without getting fired so quickly my head would spin.
    BF had wandered over though (side note: She sometimes likes to stick her nose into the other cashiers' business when we're doing returns, even when it's not needed and is just annoying. Thankfully though, this wasn't one of those annoying times.) and DD explained to her what was going on. I had a customer in my line at the time (returns are on one side of the CS desk and the register is on the other) so I left DD with BF and rang him through.

    BF told DD the exact same thing she had been told repeatedly by this time about it being the wrong time of year for the dehumidifier and even called up the repair company, who confirmed that nothing was wrong with the machine itself. Still not good enough for our SC. She still wanted her damn refund, even though BF backed me up in saying that it was well past the time that DD could have gotten one.

    DD wouldn't back down though, so BF said to call BM and ask him to come to Customer Service, as he's the only one who would be able to authorize such a request (more like a demand...) Even the Department Mangers wouldn't be able to, only the Store Manager or Owner.

    So BF called BM on his extension, and BM got her to send DD down to the Hardware counter, saying that he would meet her there. About five to ten minutes later he called up to Customer Service (and I was the only one there at that point. BF had left to go do something on the floor) and basically told me that he had just repeated what DD had already been told a million times, and that he was going to okay an exchange for her.

    So DD came back up to my desk and I just had to wait for BM's call to let me know that he had found the same model of dehumidifier that she was bringing back (I almost forgot to mention that before he called me and she came up that she was directed to bring her old one around to the side doors so that it could be unloaded).

    A few minutes later he called back and said that he couldn't find one so to ask DD if she wanted to get an exchange on a different model or if she just wanted the refund. I did, and she hemmed and hahhed for a few seconds before deciding to go see what we had in stock. I relayed that to BM as she walked off and he said that he was giving her the refund just to shut her up and get her to go away. He sounded tired and a bit frustrated as he said that, and it was around the usual time that he takes his lunch break, so hunger was probably a factor in his decision as well (he gets to the store around 7am every morning and doesn't take lunch until 2pm, so he likely gets pretty hungry.) Poor bastard.

    DD came back and said that she didn't want any of the dehumidifiers that we have in stock so she'd just take the refund and buy one when they went on sale. I gave her the refund and hoped that the next time she came in I wouldn't have to be the one dealing with her.

    Ugh. Forget the Bacardi Breezers. I need something a lot stronger.
    my favourite author is neil gaiman. - me
    it is? I don't like potatoes much. - the chatbot I was talking to

  • #2
    You know, it's not a good sign for customer service employees when "just give her what she wants so she'll go away quietly" doesn't work.

    Love, Who?

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    • #3
      I'm returning this sundial! It won't tell time at night!

      Sorry, I couldn't resist.
      Sometimes life is altered.
      Break from the ropes your hands are tied.
      Uneasy with confrontation.
      Won't turn out right. Can't turn out right

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      • #4
        I'm returning this vacuum flask! It's meant to keep hot food hot and cold food cold, but when I put soup and ice cream in it together, it doesn't work!
        Engaged to the sweet Mytical He is my Black Dragon (and yes, a good one) strong, protective, the guardian. I am his Silver Dragon, always by his side, shining for him, cherishing him.

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        • #5
          Quoth MadMike View Post
          I'm returning this sundial! It won't tell time at night!

          Sorry, I couldn't resist.
          That's because you neglected to purchase the special sundial nightlight, which is essential to run the sundial at night. It can be yours for just E50.

          Have a cookie on me.
          Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. -Groucho Marx

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          • #6
            What is necessary is to handwrite or computer-print on the receipt "NO REFUNDS! NO EXCHANGES! NO RETURNS!", point this out to the customer and to the manager so that the manager will make the staff aware of this. If there's a serial number on the product, mark that on the receipt as well and make sure the staff is aware of this. It's not necessary to tell the scammer this, but start notifying the other stores on the area of the issue in case the scammer tries to get a refund on it elsewhere.

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            • #7
              Axe effect my butt! I'm returning this Axe body spray because girls don't fling themselves at me when I use it!
              Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

              "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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              • #8
                Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                Axe effect my butt! I'm returning this Axe body spray because girls don't fling themselves at me when I use it!
                Have you seen the new commercial, where they tell you "even angels will fall"? Axe commercials make me gag almost as much as the stuff itself.

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                • #9
                  Quoth Syriilord View Post
                  That's because you neglected to purchase the special sundial nightlight, which is essential to run the sundial at night. It can be yours for just E50.
                  nope you need a stardial-which I do own one of....
                  Honestly.... the image of that in my head made me go "AWESOME!"..... and then I remembered I am terribly strange.-Red dazes

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Ben_Who View Post
                    You know, it's not a good sign for customer service employees when "just give her what she wants so she'll go away quietly" doesn't work.

                    Love, Who?
                    Actually, she did go away after she got the refund, which is what she was after in the first place. She bitched about the repair option and acted all "well, if I must" about replacing the dehumidifier with a different model, but as soon as the refund was done instead (as she didn't like any of the other models in the store) and she got her money back she was happy as a clam.

                    Sorry. I should have mentioned that in my first post, but it was late at night when I typed it up, and I was kind of tired, so I forgot to include that part.

                    I still hope I don't have to deal with her again, though. Fuck she was annoying.
                    my favourite author is neil gaiman. - me
                    it is? I don't like potatoes much. - the chatbot I was talking to

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                    • #11
                      It actually took me awhile to catch up on this one >_< Where I live, we DO have humid winters (just not as humid as the summers, it's sometimes as low as 80% x.x)...The upshot of which is that, when we actually have cold weather, it tends to penetrate one's windbrea--- er, I mean, "winter coats" >_>
                      "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
                      "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
                      "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
                      "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
                      "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
                      "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
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                      "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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                      • #12
                        Quoth EricKei View Post
                        It actually took me awhile to catch up on this one >_< Where I live, we DO have humid winters (just not as humid as the summers, it's sometimes as low as 80% x.x)...The upshot of which is that, when we actually have cold weather, it tends to penetrate one's windbrea--- er, I mean, "winter coats" >_>
                        Yeah, our winters aren't like that. The air is a bit damp, of course, owing to our town being right next to the ocean, but it's nowhere near humid enough to need a dehumidifier. That's why DD thought that hers was defective; it only pulled a little bit of moisture out of the air. She couldn't seem to comprehend that the little bit of moisture that she got was all that she was going to get.

                        Summers, though, are Hell and definitely call for dehumidifiers. Although it's not as bad as what you have to go through. You've got my sympathies there. I'd probably die if it were me.
                        my favourite author is neil gaiman. - me
                        it is? I don't like potatoes much. - the chatbot I was talking to

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Miss Maple Leaf View Post
                          Although it's not as bad as what you have to go through. You've got my sympathies there. I'd probably die if it were me.
                          I'm actually rather used to it...but it is fun to talk to people (especially Yankees ) who have come here for the first time, and are unfortunate enough to do so in the summertime -- "I stepped off of the plane and I was immediately 'sweaty'" ... "My hairdo just sorta collapsed" ... "I got out of the shower and the water just STAYED there if I didn't dry it off myself" (ya see, proper evaporation requires lowish humidity...condensation on the other hand... >_>)

                          Bonus: We don't really have "Fall/Autumn", either, just "Summer +1"...No pretty tree leaves-turning-colors, they're generally either green or dead.
                          "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
                          "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
                          "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
                          "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
                          "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
                          "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
                          Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
                          "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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                          • #14
                            I hate to say it but this scenario will probably repeat itself next year. She'll buy another dehumidifer this fall, then next winter/early spring she'll come in bitching that it doesn't work. With any luck, maybe she'll do this at a totally different store.
                            When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                              Axe effect my butt! I'm returning this Axe body spray because girls don't fling themselves at me when I use it!
                              LMAO . . . that's what happens when you spray something on you so bad that it makes the girls want to fling POO at you to improve the odor.

                              And while we're going to return stuff here, I wanna return my DVD box set of "The Man From UNCLE" because it didn't come with the real-life action figures of the two main characters.
                              Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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