Intolerant Complete Idiot outs himself.

[ShadowTiger]

In the mens room, on the toilet paper dispenser, there has been a carving of a very crude swastika on its surface for about a month.

Today, I decided to undo that. I drew four little lines with my boxcutter on the thing, turning it effectively into a four-squared box.

That very afternoon, I get some big,tall, kinda fat guy with almost no hair walk up to me huffedly and ask:

Him: "What happened to the lines in there? >:-( "
Me: "... ... ... O.o? Er ... pardon?"
Him: "On the toilet paper!!!"
Me: "... ... ... Oh. ... ... Oh snap. You mean that? ... "
Him: "Yeah! >:-[ "
Me: "How do you know about that exactly?"
Him: "It's been there for a few weeks! >:-( "
Me: "Okay, and, .. why do you care? It's gone now."
Him: "Whoever fixed that was very unprofessional. It's a terrible thing to undo other peoples' work."
Me: "I'm afraid I'm still not following. What does this have to do with anything."
Him: "You shouldn't go destroying other peoples' work!" (.. Me? How would he know it's me? Just because I fit the bill for having a swastika be somewhere where I could see it...)
Me: "So, you made it, and you're unhappy that I scratched it out?"
Him: "Now you're getting it!"
Me: "So you drew it. Okay. Just a moment."

So I beckon one of my coworkers to witness, and repeat everything to him. Coworker goes to the Manager, who kicks the guy out of the building and bans him.

Dumbass.

[chainedbarista]

racist idiot vandal whines about you 'defacing' his work, now that's just too .

[TetchyAdams]

Wow. Was this guy a regular? Sometimes you forget that people like that actually exist outside of Jerry Springer.

[dragon_wings]

Wow... Just.. Wow.

[Victory Sabre]

How dare you destroy his "art".




*snicker*

[MoonCat]

His...work? WTF? I don't know which is more stunning: That he would think it's OK to do it in the first place, or that he would feel PROUD OF IT enough to complain when it was changed!

[fireheart]

wow, proof that crooks are stupid.

[LillFilly]

Please tell me that he drew the symbol backwards in the first place; that could only make his idiocy sweeter...

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Love the self-pwnage there. . .

Wonder if he learned a lesson from that? I seriously doubt it.

[XCashier]

Love the self-pwnage there. . .

Wonder if he learned a lesson from that? I seriously doubt it.

People like him don't have any capacity to learn, even if it's beaten into them.

Good job banning the racist creep, though.

[TonyDonuts]

Back in the day, somebody drew extremely intricate "gang" graffiti all over the stall door in our men's room.

We were painting it over when a painfully-white man-child, hat on backwards, oversized Starter jacket, pants down around his knees, displaying lots of boxer shorts, stormed in and demanded to know what we were doing, "dissing his set" by destroying his "tags."

He remonstrated us at some length, and how his "set" was going to come in and kick all our asses 'cause they were all badasses.

While he was in this extended "gangsta" rant, somebody had snuck off and called the cops.

They arrived and explained to this young fellow that drawing all over somebody else's stuff, even it was "awesome badass gangsta shit," was in fact illegal, and he would have to come with them.

Then he started crying like a lost little boy.

Which undercut his intended baaaad-dude effect.

A bit.

Good times.

[BeenThereDoneThat]

Now there's a candidate for "World's Dumbest" if I've ever seen one...I guess he thinks it's still the mid 20th century Deep South when the Ku Klux Klan could practically meet without robes in broad daylight... s

[Jay 2K Winger]

Dude, I don't think that "Mein Kampf" was about constipation...

[Racket_Man]

Dude, I don't think that "Mein Kampf" was about constipation...

no but it is migraine headache inducing.

[Kisa]

Once when I was cleaning the bathrooms at work I noticed the words, "DoN't BE sCarEd" carved into the upper left corner of the stall. Despite the "comforting" words, I was definetly creeped out...